watch me do stuff in minecraft i guess.

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Okay... I have no idea how to word this so I'll just say it. I'm bloody lonely. I've tried dating sites, and the like but... nothing; No real connection of any kind. I won't deny my own faults in the slightest. I'm anti social, and that's a big killer. I hate it when random people(or even co-workers) come up and start random conversations with me. I'm a cynical grump. I admit there is some fear. Fear of rejection, fear that she's just going to turn around and claim "Sexual or Domestic abuse"

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I have recently edited the story Apple Family Reunion by Lonely Fanboy48. Because of it I have become interested in editing. For details check above on my profile page if you are interested.

Ah, health. You've been a real pain these past few weeks, you know that?

Anyway, while I'm waiting for the artwork I've mentioned previously: a number of times while writing the story, I've gotten the setting's timeline mixed up. I went back over the story and wrote out the key details (and a few minor ones) to make sure I have things in order. Figured I might as well share it.

This timeline is current as of February 2, 2024. Also, WARNING: contains spoilers.

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I didn't want to delete the old chapters outright, so I had unpublished them and edited them to leave the comments as they were. I don't think fimfiction registers the republished chapters as new updates, however, so I figured I'd update whoever is following the story here.

Thank you for your patience.

Anyone fancy adding me on there. Would like to start some streaks with people because I'm lonl--bored af.

Name is Lillivvywivvy

Hope to see some of you

I worked and played Timesplitters 2 for the first time in years! Nothing romantic will happen to me for quite some time!

It's twenty past one in the morning as I'm typing this, and I'm having trouble feeling tired. May as well type this out while I'm waiting.

I've worked out what I want to do for M.L.G.'s 2nd Anniversary chapter: instead of writing something of questionable canonicity, I'll be writing something that isn't canon at all (though if you want to imagine them taking place in alternate universes, you're welcome to). What If...

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Well well well... Looks like I've officially been on this damned site for five years! Jesus feck, I started on this site with a terrible fanfiction about myself and humanized Dragonball power leveled fighting scenes. Also Luna. I banged Luna.

FUCK YOU FANFICTION IS ALL ABOUT SELF SERVICE.

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Annabelle, I'll never forget you.

i got a fox yay

NOTE: If I can't think of who a given character's voice would sound like, then I'll leave that bit of trivia out. Now, then...

Name: Mortar

Species: Male earth pony

Approximate age: Late 40s

Coloration: Grass green coat, tan-gray mane and tail

Cutie Mark: Three bricks with mortar holding them together

Special Talent: Can zero in on anything that looks out of place; typically used in his line of work

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Because I live on the east coast, and my girlfriend lives on the west coast... and so do many friends of mine.

Name: Juniper Leaf

Species: Unicorn mare

Approximate Age: Early sixties

Coloration: Coat, mane, tail and eyes in varying shades of green

Cutie Mark: An isotope, with the electrons replaced by leaves

Special Talent: N/A

Accessories/Clothing: A pair of prescription glasses

Approximate voice: I haven't the foggiest on this one, so whomever you want to imagine for a middle-aged character is fine with me.

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Name: Bushwhacker, a.k.a. ???

Species: Changeling. Appears as an earth pony stallion by default.

Approximate Age: ???

Coloration (by default as a pony): Auburn coat, dirty blonde mane

Cutie Mark (by default as a pony): A sledgehammer

Accessories: None

Approximate Voice: Bob Newhart, circa 1960. A sample.

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The next chapter of M.L.G. will probably be delayed a little bit. There's a scene I have written that's begging to have artwork done of it, and since my skills in that area are lacking... yeah.

Just thought I'd let you know. >^_^<

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Next chapter is in progress, but slow-going. In the meantime, I've had this profile ready for a while, so why not?

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Name: Calico Driftwood

Species: Kirin

Approximate Age: Mid-twenties

Coloration: Off-white coat, cream-gold mane and tail, dark gray-blue scales

Cutie Mark: N/A

Accessories: A set of saddlebags. Wears a specially-designed hooded cloak for moving about in public.

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In M.L.G.'s chapter "All Alone In the Moonlight" (a reference to the song "Memory" from Cats, BTW), there was a sequence where First Quarter's memories were being forcibly downloaded into Hazelnut's brain. It's been ten months since I posted the chapter, and I don't think anyone (or at least anyone who's commented on the story yet ()^_^) has caught on to just how serious Quarter's grudge is against Celestia.

I'll cut-and-paste the relevant passage here for your convenience.

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