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Curtis Wildcat


Don't ask questions. Just have fun. Slam the oven door and join the party.

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  • Tuesday
    Intentional Shout-Outs and References in M.L.G.

    Some background music. You're going to need it: we're going to be here a while.

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  • 1 week
    Status Update, April 2024 Edition

    Part of my slowness in writing M.L.G.'s latest chapter is for the usual reasons: tiredness, minor depression, having other things on the mind, that sort of thing. However, in what can only be described as "whimsy", I've recently decided to complete a list of all of the intentional shout-outs and references in the story as of the most recent chapter.

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  • 5 weeks
    Something To Think About

    I have a message to share with prospective authors. If you go into writing a story---be it as a living, or just for fun---don't automatically assume that what you're doing is wholly original.

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  • 5 weeks
    Tired, Running On Empty

    That pretty much summarizes my mental state of the past few days. Constantly tired (half due to not getting enough sleep and half due to my walking regimen), and I can't really think of things I want to write for the story. You know you're having trouble finding things to talk about when your brain fishes for tuna, but ends up with guppies instead.

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  • 6 weeks
    So INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATED Right Now

    I copied the latest chapter of M.L.G. to my flash drive as usual. I took it home with the intent to post it today. I double-click the file.

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Sep
29th
2023

M.L.G. Character Profile: Agent #6, Calico Driftwood · 9:49pm Sep 29th, 2023

Next chapter is in progress, but slow-going. In the meantime, I've had this profile ready for a while, so why not?

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Name: Calico Driftwood

Species: Kirin

Approximate Age: Mid-twenties

Coloration: Off-white coat, cream-gold mane and tail, dark gray-blue scales

Cutie Mark: N/A

Accessories: A set of saddlebags. Wears a specially-designed hooded cloak for moving about in public.

Approximate Voice: Yukari Tanizaki from Azumanga Daioh

General Description: Calico is a born wanderer, never content to stay in one place. After returning from one of her trips one day, she discovered that her village was in ruins and that the entire population had opted to have themselves Silenced. Unable to stand this change in the status quo, she immediately took off---this time for good. Not long after, a misunderstanding led to Calico stealing a brand new icebox from a Canterlot store, which got the authorities on her case and alerted Cocoa Mocha to her presence. He took note of her potential and accepted her as an agent of his will.

According to Calico, "eating, sleeping and shopping are my joys in life." She's both a heavy eater and a heavy sleeper, and she loves to buy stuff just for the sake of buying stuff. She's never without saddlebags on her person. When she's not doing any of those, she can often be sighted at places like taverns, clubs or athletic events, though she's quick to leave if anypony looks at her too closely. She has an unrequited crush on Ignition, stemming from an incident where he was roped into dancing with her at a Manehattan nightclub.

True to her nature as a kirin, Calico is a kind soul at her core and has a strong sense of justice. However, she has one major flaw: she absolutely hates being called a cow, due to somepony seeing her without her cloak and implying they could be friends from their appearance alone. That, along with any implications that she's anything but average-sized for her species, has the potential to push her into transforming into a Nirik if the offending party persists in pressing that button. She's pretty good at keeping her anger under control, but it's only a matter of time...

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