MA Bartender in Equestria
MLP: FiM
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When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!
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SilentAuthor · 51k words · 509 59 · 5.2k views

Happy muthabuckin cake day! · 5:10am Jan 5th, 2017

Well well well... Looks like I've officially been on this damned site for five years! Jesus feck, I started on this site with a terrible fanfiction about myself and humanized Dragonball power leveled fighting scenes. Also Luna. I banged Luna.

FUCK YOU FANFICTION IS ALL ABOUT SELF SERVICE.

Next came one of my top rated stories and to this day one of my proudest. Moon Phased. Wrote the piece in one of the darkest parts of my life and I tried with all of my might to pour those emotions into a positive environment. Wrote Study Aid, Dreams of Sand (A deleted sexual charge about a pleasure granting genie.), and then a few others. Came back last year and decided to try my hands at a comedy romp and that's where we got Bartender in Equestria.

Still wanna bang Luna. Dat Hindquarter though. (WINK)

Here's to a few more years of hopeful pony porn and laughs guys. Have a drink on me. In your own home. With your own alcohol.

Send pony boobs and plot.

Ok go away.

I'm done.

Blogs over.

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What!?

Oh yeah the romance segment. Um... uh... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

I'm working on it. I promise. I've just been having to read up on some romance scenes because I'm a wee bit... um... dusty. heh. ha ha.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Feck I'm lonely.