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That's a new one.

There actually is an explanation for this one. I came across a gif of a woman shoving a bar of ice cream up her ass, and she had multicolored hair, and, well, I was inspired.

Edit: if anyone wants to see what inspired this, it's here. Obviously NSFW.

Edit 2: Double checked the rules--nsfw links are disallowed like I first thought.

Hello, everyone!
I hope everyone is doing well! I know university has sort of been beating me down a lot lately and as much as I may wish to write five chapters, I only have one to release right now.
Essentially, this chapter is a beach episode for the Sundagioverse~ But don't be fooled. It's not a bunch of fan service and such. It's more of dealing with emotions while setting up what comes in the future! I honestly hope everyone enjoys this and I will see y'all later! Stay special!

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To B or not to B

This is the B Team.

That would make Magello the Mr T of the A Team so, yes, this works out fine.

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Hello everyone. Well, it seems I goofied up against last week and forgot to post a question of the week.

A part of it is that I'be been doing overtime to gain more PTO for my trip to Hawaii, so I've been a little bit tired.

So instead of just asking you all one question pertaining to one subject, I will asking two seperate questions.

The first question is, what do you think is Shining Armor's favorite flavor of ice cream?

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This is the most demented thing I've ever seen. And I've written about a child discovering her own mortality. Okay? This. This will haunt me forever. I can feel it.

Because ice cream...

IS A FEELING.

Warning this blog contains many things that you the viewer may find offensive, overly sexual, disturbing, cruel, highly unusual, and just WRONG...... You have been warned. Also this thing is long as fuck !!

[7/5/2015 7:48:38 PM] *** Lucy added Written Sound ***

[7/5/2015 7:48:50 PM] Loki NU Empire: Hello

[7/5/2015 7:48:56 PM] Written Sound: Ello

[7/5/2015 7:48:58 PM] Super57s: Hi Dante

[7/5/2015 7:49:07 PM] Written Sound: Hey, its Written

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Readings aren't really my thing, but if you prefer listening to words then now you can, thanks to Rainbow Infinity!

Go check it out! Or don't, I'm not your mother. Do have a happy rest of Pride Month though. That is is a threat; do it or else.

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Wow! As I near my three year anniversary on FIMFiction, I have finally passed the 1,000 followers mark. I am, officially, horse famous now, and the 187th most followed person on the site.

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Instead of working on a story, I instead spent all evening reviewing stories. I’m not sure if that counts as procrastination or sideways efficiency. But hey, I managed both a set of Read It Now Reviews and a set of Read It Later reviews this week!

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It's really difficult. I read on the lovely internet that you eat pussy like you would an ice cream cone. I ate an ice cream cone while my face was shot up on novacane and it was difficult. I smeared it all over my face and it started to hurt.

If you've bothered to look at Equestria Daily recently, unlike me who pretty much never checks the site, you may have noticed a thing.

I actually got featured on EqD! My first feature! It's here!

Granted, I've submitted my stuff before and been rejected all the other times - again, very good reasons to do so. I'm looking at you, comma errors.

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There’s only so much that can go into a story, especially one with as many characters as 16 has. So I’m opening the floor to asking these characters questions. Post your reply with any questions you have and Sweetie Swirl will be happy to answer them (I’ll be editing this blog to add those questions).

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