So this is basically a rehash of "A Friend In Deed". Pinkie is obsessed with the diner's 5-star Screech rating, so when a somewhat grouchy customer leaves a 4-star review, Pinkie goes off the rails trying to get that fifth star out of her, which only serves to annoy the lady further.

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I am still sick. I have discovered I have broken ribs, which is why I was in unbearable pain for three weeks in November/December. I feel that my care has perhaps been substandard, and I think I know why.

TJ Pones, you are the wind beneath my wings—or maybe this is Jargon Scott who knows

Let's talk about this.

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Hello, Zephyr Spark here. I'm still alive and writing in case you're wondering. I have roughly nine chapters of my newest story "Scaled Heights" written. Right now, I'm just going through some edits of the first three chapters which I intend to post sometime soon. The story has been edited by "The Fan Without a Face" and stars Spike.

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Oh my my gosh. I know that 1900 views may not be all that much in light of big stories out there, but when I started writing this back in January, I was going to be happy with 4. Thank you everyone for reading and enjoying and occasionally threatening to duct tape me to my chair.

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I'm going to write the worst fic ever. And I believe it can be done. I just need some help from my friends. It will take a long time to finish it, but it WILL be done.

Here's a list of guest stars. And I know... it's cancer.

1. Michael Jordon
2. Nicholas Cage
3. Goku
4. SpongeBob
5. O.J. Simpson

Give me an idea for a guest star, and I will put it in.

So, I've uploaded the next chapter -"Once Upon a Midnight Dreary"- and I have to say, it's a bit of a dozy. A bit longer than most of my other chapters, but don't get it wrong. This chapter marks a big change of pace for The Wayfarers. Mainly... because I'm finally adding a bit of pepper to all this salt.

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Skeeter the Lurker needs help.

He has a ton of overdue bills, is overworked, and has been in the shithouse for a while now.

Dude is basically the bro of bros and one of the OGs here. Please, help if you can.

As I stated in the Author's Note on the second chapter of my latest story, Love Shouldn't Have Consequences, the story idea was based on a single song. Specifically, a rewrite I made of a song. This is that rewrite. I'm posting because it was a key reason the story was made.

Original Song: One Not Two by Blixemi

Key:
Phenyx

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This is my theory on the location and backstory of Equestria Girls, Thorax, Pharynx, and Ocellus (and Apex). It's a bit of a long story, so buckle up.

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That fic, that is just so godawful terrible in everything it does, that it actually makes you laugh your head off at how bad it is?

I have found that fic.

Don't any of you dare criticize it. If the author cancels it I may have to strangle all of you, collectively.

I need this.

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HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FARORE!!!

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i feel like art. I'll just do some quick digital sketches of humanoids.

For the first time in my six years here, I have blocked a follower.

Two things drive me to write fan fiction.

1. My own imagination and inspiration.
2. Reader feedback on existing chapters.

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So, I've started a new channel and series on Youtube where I read the entirety of my newly minted story. If you were waiting for it, you can find it here.

I apologize in advance if my reading of it isn't really good. I'm a writer, not a professional story reader, or editor. I've done my best though, and I hope you guys enjoy what I have written.

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So I've been working on an operatic song for an upcoming chapter, helping to set a mood while also hinting at future revelations in the story. I feel that it is quite lovely, and I'd like to know what you all think

Here I find you,
Holding you in arms,
Slain and murder,
They have done you wrong,
My mind is telling me to go

Avenging thee
Bitter sweet
How easy be to fall?
My heart is racing, madness raging
The end of life as we know

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Hey, are you a Spike... (I was about to use a meme... forget about it).

The new chapter of A sidekick's duty is finished and I need someone to proofread it (and maybe another one to preread it too).

I will stay true to my promise and publish it before this day ends, but I will be really happy to get some help to polish the chapter first.

If you want to help me out, just PM me and ill give you the gdoc link.

good morni~ except its 2:30 in the afternoon.

conclusion: I need to get my shit together

help me do that on my discord

discord.gg/ZppbUMS

(in case you couldnt tell im really desperate for friends, please join my discord)

I have no words, except... well, you go Mark.

I will also be including a link to the charity he mentions. Just listen, and donate if you can.
https://www.joincampaignzero.org/

And please note, I WILL be moderating the comments. So if you say anything stupid, I will know who you are.

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..., A nutshack on a ...you know fuck this shit...I'm out...

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