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IN WHICH I LAY STUFF OUT
Yes, I'm very aware it's only been five or so hours since my last blogpost. That post was me bragging that I still know how to grill meat and that I am in fact making progress on stories for y'all, albeit slowly.

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Sassy Chapter Excerpt
A dull throb in her chest broke Sassy’s concentration.  She shifted in the chair, leaned forward, then slowly rotated her left shoulder a few times.  The motion was impeded by her tight armor and an almost sticky feeling in the joint, not to mention a burning line of discomfort that worked its way down the left side of her spine.

Moosetasm

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Also known as: Obligatory Update Blog Post Because Writer's Block is Apparently a Springtime Pandemic.
Also-also known as: Does Anybody Have Work For Me?

I'm gonna be dropping close to $1000 over the next couple of days.

Welp.

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“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

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You know, this is probably my hardest NaNoWriMo year to date.

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"That is IT!" screeched Trixie as she flung a hoof accusingly at nopony in particular. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie has had enough!"

"What's she up to?" whispered Rarity with the most ladylike subtlty she could muster at 9 o'clock in the morning.

Starlight Glimmer shrugged and sipped her coffee. "No clue. Probably best we just let her get it out of her system, though."

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This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.

1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~

2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)

3. What country are you from?
USA

4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.

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Remember how I said that I had a great big project that I'd been working really hard on, and have been for a long time?

Yeah, this isn't it. But it's still a fun little story that's absolutely batshit. Will try to update... once every couple of weeks, I want to say? I've got classes starting this Thursday, so we'll see. Still, come and check out Hell's Belles if you like ridiculous stories, or pancakes.

THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words  ·  37  1 · 374 views

THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words  ·  37  1 · 374 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

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Content is going to relate to what the title says.

I am also posting this at fucking 4 AM. Fuck my life.

So, since I've pretty much made my little return back to writing in the past week or two, I've found out that a bunch of... drama, I guess has been going on.

As I look through this... well, this fucking mess I guess you could call it, I'm finding out some stuff.

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If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me. 

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So here's a bit of a backstory:

You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?

You might find out anyway.

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The incredible Scribbler read my story! It's even better than I imagined it while writing it. You can listen to it here:

RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

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