So, I know that G5 had a rocky start with the first movie and then the Make your Mark Series, but I feel the Tell Your Tale minisodes are getting good. I like the 2D artstyle, not to mention the storylines. Also, 5 minutes per-segment is pretty good. And with all that content, let's hope it carries over to the main MYM series instead of being non-canon. Truth be told, I kinda prefer TYT being a full series. I hope they make a special that uses the TYT artstyle instead of the 3D style of MYM.

Of course Sparky is sick. He's been sick in the head since he was hatched.
Hiccup? Burp? No, it was a fireball!
The first step in imitating old ponies is to knock out all your teeth. You have to make it believable!
Everypony has ideas on how to help, but Zipp is the queen to be. This ain't no democracy!
Sunny sucks at being Twilight.
Did Sparky just kill a pony with that HickaBurp?

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For the first four minutes, I was ready to once again blame Pipp for another experimental beauty product gone horribly wrong, but then the ending got creative.

*falls over in exhaustion*

So... I'm finishing doing all the back-editing and renovations on A Tale of Two Suns Book 1, chapter 9. Took me several days of hard work, but I think everything's good.

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In response to my... Enemy

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It's the longest by a pretty good clip and I've been writing for about ten or so hours. even on the marathon, it's been a fun chapter to write. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did. I've also come to realize that I wrote like, 3 pages of smut so you can either look forward to or skip that. Whichever suits your fancy. The Chapter probably won't be done for a few more hours, but I won't be releasing it until tomorrow. I mean, hell, I want to people to read this shit and releasing it at

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I have chapter 15 primed and ready to go for the morning, and am currently about 2000 words into 16. I got a job and life has gotten hectic, but I'll spare you my bullshit and let you get on with your life, yeah?

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Hey, did you know I write non-pony things?

Like, actual original writing. Not other fandoms (I used to, but my Final Fantasy and MegaMan stuff ended years ago — although the ridiculous self-insert Final Fantasy 7/Final Fantasy 8/Dragonball Z/Sorcerer Hunters/Star Trek TNG/Kirby/(I forget the rest, but at least one scene involved the ghost of Bob Dole, who died in chapter one, attacking the heroes with a minigun) crossover lasted a surprisingly long time).

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Guess what is coming?

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So, apparently Sang-Froid: Tales of Werewolves quietly went free over on Steam some time ago?

Not aged very gracefully, the voice-acting and models in particular, but it's still one of the neater and original defense games out there. And it does the werewolf theme EXTREMELY well, so that's a real bonus.

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Hey guys! It's been a while since I made any changes to the story, or any blog posts, or anything for that matter, so lets do a quick catch up shall we?

SO no: I have not stopped writing, I just took a little break to focus more on my exams and getting a solid GPA to be competitive for my Air Force ROTC training.

With that note, I'll resume writing starting as soon as possible!

SO YAY
CELEBRATE
YAH

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Hello everyone. Happy Mother's Day to everybody, and I hope it was a good day for you all. Yes, I realize that tomorrow will mark three months since I last updated the story. I hate that. I really do. But I did want to let you all know that chapter 13 WILL be done soon. I'm 95% done with it. I just need to finish the last two scenes and go over everything, and add some little bits here and there.

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Yeah, that's a my b on that one, but it's done now and we come ever closer to the rewrites not needing as much time as they currently take. Again, if you've forgotten, we're looking around 36-38 for faster chapter releases, so hold onto your assorted cells and bear with me here.

As Always, Stay Cool Kids

Hi, everybody. Since Book 2 chapter 4 got put up yesterday, I decided to get back to something I was working on before I even split my story in two: back-editing.

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Warning: Near-pointless Rant Ahead

I don't know quite how to word this, so it probably isn't going to come across right to everyone.

So you don't like Sparky? That's fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

So you don't like toilet humor or fart jokes? Fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

All this bitching and moaning that G5 isn't as good as Friendship is Magic is getting so incredibly tiresome.

Get this through your head:
Friendship is Magic was lightning in a bottle.

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Following my last post, I should update anyone who cares on the state of things at the moment. Progress has been slow after the Ukraine war, which has completely destroyed my creativity (and faith in this rotten world), however I just realised that I have done a lot more than is uploaded right now:

The Tale of Two Sisters
Ch.19 - 8,900 words. Requires final proofing pass and an external pass before upload.
Ch.20 - 4,100 words, 50-75% written.

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A clown? Oh, it's just Pipp.
And more clowns in the background.
Zipp doesn't even need any makeup to look like a clown.
Here's the food truck. *points to ice cream. Oh, fat Pipp, never change.
We even have transgenders. So progressive.
Electric Blue is a descendant of Rarity, given how much stuff they need.
Lucky underpants? I've yet to see a pony wearing underpants.

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Zipp is secretly a tailor.
Zipp gets wasted without any waves around.
Lol, Izzy made her own cellphone and her own operating system. She's approaching technological singularity.
I guess this is the last episode. Everybody died and this is the epilogue.
Oh, my bad, some are still dying.
It's way too hot to go near the water.  Wait, what?
Way to go, Zipp, making fillies cry.

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Misty spent the entire Under the Mistytoe episode sporting a cutie mark on her bare butt while monologuing about how she had to succeed in her Quest for Fire (alicorn) in order to get a cutie mark. Are we to assume that from here on in she's going to paint herself on the rear? Is this like, to save the animation team the trouble of making a Flash puppet sans cutie mark and deciding when to use it?