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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Feb
23rd
2023

Episode 46: Tell Your Tale | Sparky's Sick MLP G5 (my commentary) · 6:37pm Feb 23rd, 2023

Of course Sparky is sick. He's been sick in the head since he was hatched.
Hiccup? Burp? No, it was a fireball!
The first step in imitating old ponies is to knock out all your teeth. You have to make it believable!
Everypony has ideas on how to help, but Zipp is the queen to be. This ain't no democracy!
Sunny sucks at being Twilight.
Did Sparky just kill a pony with that HickaBurp?
Izzy is already maximum scary and cannot become scarier
Pipp doesn't really care, she's in it for the views!
Opaline remembered that there's a dragon in town. She keeps forgetting.
Sparky is an uzi.
Sunny sacrifices herself. THE END.
What's the cure for an upset tummy? Upset it more!
The smoothy even glows. They must have put some plutonium in there as well.
Poisoning him didn't work?
Misty didn't get the fart joke. She was the fart joke.
Wait, Sparky's magic is only temporary?


And if the show posts random stuff at the end, so can I!

People want control. They want power. And there's nothing more glorious than seeing that power being overshadowed by an even bigger power.

First they'll come for our anime, then they'll come for our foalcon.

Twilight doesn't even have a plot.

One day, we will all have cybernetic tentacles.

That's a rock-hard currency.

"My changeling army, before the dawn we shall suck Christal Empire dry!"

"Good; you're all in one place.” Cadence landed in the middle of the hive. “And you're just asking for it."

"Princess‽ Here!?!” Chrysalis screeched. “We were supposed to ambush you, not the other way around... But no matter, say goodbye to your love."

"That's what I'm here for. As the Princess of Love, I’ve generated so much love in my life that I can’t even control myself anymore. You are the only creatures who can relieve me." Cadence spread her love, irradiating everyling. “Take it! This is what you’re good for.”

Chrysalis crawled to Cadence and brushed a hoof on her leg. "Please, no more; we are full."

"Oh, sweet Chrisy." Cadence caressed the tousled, green mane with a hoof, combing it behind the pointy, black ears. "I've only just begun to love you. This was but a foreplay. Now I’m gonna really make you feel it!"

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