I got an idea for a new story about a masochistic Vinyl Scratch getting beaten up by Octavia. The only problem is that I can't decide whether or not to give Octavia a futa cock to smack her with.

Vote now on your phones.

Also, how would you feel about Octavia peeing on her?

Skip to 1:50 to see the sensitivity mob getting a taste of their own medicine.

Can't believe I spent all this money commissioning cover art when I could have just used this. What a fool I am!

thanks for waiting, y'all.

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So, I was debating whether to post this because of my unlisted link, but this one's the one I've actually uploaded publicly.

Also, because nobody gave me any feedback, but I wanted to do it, so I did it anyways. Chapter one, at least.

So, here's the first chapter of Tangled Up In Blues read by me.

Here it is

I'm very thankful for you guys.

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I can't believe I missed this in all the E3 news:

A Master of Orion reboot?

And apparently they have some of the team who created the first one on board, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

So long as they don't fuck it up, I'll be more than happy to tell them this:

Hi everybody! This is Pharaoh Hound, and I'm making this post to compliment people I like! This is all 100% fact! Read this as such!

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this show is hilarious.

I've been wondering if any fics here are like Will and Grace. lol

Ah, "The Conversion Bureau." Along with the "Displaced" genre and "Anon" stories, Conversion Bureau stories are a type of story I generally dislike. There are exceptions, but they're pretty few and far between. As in I've read exactly one story in each of these categories where I've had neutral to positive feelings about. The subject of this review is less of a Conversion Bureau story and more of a so-called "deconstruction" of the genre. Fillies and gentlecolts, ladies and gents, I give

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Stay classy.
-Fuzzy

but its kinda bad and its 1am so im gonna sleep and finish it tomorrow
i wanted a valentines fic but idk if ill get it done in time

So I found the original First Chapter of A Thief's Tale, and it is now in my Gdocs where I'll never lose it again. I actually found it in my Gdocs, but it was under a fucked up title or something, so I never paid attention to it.

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Hey, guys!

First, have an adorable Sunset Shimmer, courtesy of mirroredsea:

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Hey, so the story's not dead. Between writer's block, college, employment, and the relative unavailability of my co-author a lot of the time, it's been written on-and-off (but mostly stagnating) for the whole year and a half since the Fluttershy/Terriermon chapter. I put a lot of planning into the story, and I'll be damned if it goes to waste.

Anyway, here's the visual companion for this chapter. Nothing extensive.

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Based on what you may know about me, what do you headcanon me to be like?
For those who don't know, a headcanon is an idea that isn't confirmed but isnt contradictiory to the facts of something, or canon

IN WHICH I O.D. ON JAPAN
I've been on a serious Perfume kick lately, as you might know. Here's their most popular music video. Enjoy.

I'm gonna save songs I like more for later. On to my update. Please follow me.

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Hey guys. I’m coming at you with a very serious announcement.

As many of you know, I have a baby girl who is basically a daughter to me. I would do anything for her, and now she needs help.

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I went shopping earlier today and I noticed something.

I was wearing Dr. Shoals comfort shoes and suspenders, I had my cane, and I was reading Bloomberg Business Insider. ...

When did my 'crotchety old man routine' stop being a comedy act and just start being a regular day?

Stay young.
-Fuzz