What have I become/My sweetest friend · 9:23pm Jul 22nd, 2016
I went shopping earlier today and I noticed something.
I was wearing Dr. Shoals comfort shoes and suspenders, I had my cane, and I was reading Bloomberg Business Insider. ...
When did my 'crotchety old man routine' stop being a comedy act and just start being a regular day?
Stay young.
-Fuzz
I now have Johnny Cash's voice hauntingly running through my head...
Hey, don't knock the Doc.
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They are the legit most comfortable shoes I have ever owned. If it were not for them, I'm need a walker instead of just a cane.
Have you brandished your cane and/or yelled at kids on your lawn, yet?
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I have caught a southward bound dachshund with it and rattled it menacingly at some poodles. I've already started thumping the floor for emphasis with it and using it as a badge at work for a few idiot co-workers to get through their skulls that I'm essentially crippled.
Plus, ya know, use it to walk more than a few yards.
Useful.