The Big Four-O · 7:53pm Sep 20th, 2017
Guys, I don't have enough futons for all of you. There's not even enough space here to house all four hundred of you. Can you, like, share sandwiches or something? I'unno.
I don't even know why there's four hundred of you here. I don't give out free candy. I don't write porn. Or HiEs. Or however the kids get popular these days.
I exist, though. That's a thing.