Would you give Princess Celestia a belly rub?

Celestia wants a belly rub with your human hands. The last belly rub she got was by a human one thousand years ago, who is long since dead from old age. So, she requests have her tummy rubbed by you, a human.

Would you be too nervous to give her a belly rub considering she's the princess? Or would you be not nervous at all? Or would you give her a belly rub, yet feel nervous?

Celestia amuses herself by playing damsel in distress for Twilight and the gang, only to have her fun backfire when she's thrown into Tartarus, very much actually in distress, and an all-too-vulnerable Twilight is dragged with her.

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So, what if Twilight Sparkle is a OCD perfectionist not because she doesn't want to disappoint her wise and benevolent mentor Princess Celestia, but instead is a OCD perfectionist because she has grown up seeing how crazy her insane eons-old mentor Princess Celestia is and so Twilight is pretty sure the slightest mistake will send Equestria into disaster because the ruler certainly isn't going to be any help if something goes wrong.

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'Kay. I want to apologise to everyone who is following Celestia's Students. I know I said that I would finish it by November than put out my new story out by December, but I haven't. I once again underestimated school.
I'm sorry. I understand if some of you guys decide to unfollow.
The next chapter should be up soon though.
Sorry again

~N.F. Striker

Then Have You Considered My Servant, Twilight? is the outside.

A companion story of sorts to Ageless. Not a counterpoint so much as devil's advocate, much as in the beginning of Job the Adversary questions Job's character. Which is fitting, because this story is very loosely based on the Book of Job.

Ah, Celestia's Curse. Of all of my Monsterverse stories, that one had proven to be surprisingly popular. Far more than I originally anticipated. I think that was due to me underestimating the popularity of the Celestia/Twilight ship more than anything. Sure, the strange little AU I created where Equestria was replaced with a more Egyptian certainly gave it a more distinct flare, but I believe the Twilestia ship helped more. The ship made it popular, the setting helped me keep it.

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I wanted to give everyone a taste of what was to come.

Celestia, the Broodmare

A spin off mini-story of Bumbling through my Education

Chapter One: Happiness in Servitude

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I've got a fanfic I've been working on since April, and it's just getting harder and harder to summon the will to write it. So maybe the opinion of a pre-reader or two on the story in progress will help me to write more.

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Would you let Princess Celestia sit at your dining table?

Or would you be scared she would break your chair from her sheer weight?

Damn girl is too big. Do you think Princess Celestia needs to lay off the cake to lose some weight?

She be breaking dining table chairs zoom enough.

Or.... do you think Princess Celestia is not big enough? Or just right?

Animation by WarpOut.

Think about it. There's no way the bad guys would be able to lift her off them. Princess Celestia is the most heavy pony after all, thousands of years of eating fattening cake and sitting around doing nothing should see to that.

I wouldn't' be surprised she uses magic to hold back tidal waves of fat. So, the next time a bad guy comes along, Princess Celestia just needs to sit on him until he submits.

A new Bendyfic for you today.

Seriously, we need more Daybreaker fics.

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Seriously, she is evil.

I mean, does she really have to raise the sun every single morning?

Especially when I'm trying to sleep in?

Why couldn't she wait until say, quarter past eleven?

It's just cruel of her, forcing me to wake up without at least bringing me a cup of tea.

And who ever decided there should be children's toys that make noise is a twisted sadist...

In other words, time for the next chapter, in which Celestia will discover, that Equestria is not as friendly as she thought, and that her ponies can be cruel bastards, without even realizing it...

This is one of the more serious chapters . Enjoy!

Celestia, the Broodmare

A spin off mini-story of Bumbling through my Education

Chapter Two: Day Court Surprise

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Sunbutt loves her Looney Moony sister, yes she does! When she's not-- Ahem! Good day, Minister.

Yes, good day, Minister. Any news? We see. Have no fear, We shall give it due attention.

Now where were we? Oh yes. Are you done hogging the kitchen? I need to discuss our breakfast arrangements for tomorrow with the staff.

Tia, I told you already, I took care of it! You said you trusted me with this, rememb-- And hello to you, madam Mayor, a pleasurable day I presume? Most excellent!

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