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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 169 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 25 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Jun
25th
2017

Would you allow Princess Celestia to sit at your dining table? · 6:14pm Jun 25th, 2017

Would you let Princess Celestia sit at your dining table?

Or would you be scared she would break your chair from her sheer weight?

Comments ( 14 )

Fuck Celestia bring in the real princess luna!

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But she isn't as big.

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I Know but luna is best princess.

I'd chase Celestia away from the table, so I can serve Luna a nice home-made meal.

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Yes. She could sit at my table.

Counterquestion: If you had to play a board game against giant ponies, with you being small enough to act as one of the pieces, which game would you choose?

Celestia can sit under the table while she sucking my phat cock.

I think she would break the chair, but it would feel nice to have dinner with her

I'd rather have Applejack, but I guess Celestia will do.

I would have her sit with me in my living room on the couch. I have no dining room in which to have a table. #LowIncomeApartmentLife

sure I dont even have a dinning table anyway

"Why thank you dear," she says in a serene tone.

The chair slowly sinks inside her body as her calm, soothing facial expression is frozen on her face. Celestia's butt hits the ground with a gentle HONK, and she takes a sip from her cup of tea I didn't offer her.

Then I offer her another chair.

I don't mind having Celestia sitting at my dinning table, I know she's not that heavy, I just think it will be very nice.

I'd like her to sit on me while at the diner table

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