🎵And his name is Pharynx!🎵

'Tis my masterpiece, based on this (third incorrect quote)

Worship it at your will

*Grumbling*

"Well, I think it's cute."

"Oh yes! The last one!"

"Back off Ocellus, it's mine!"

"Like heck it is!"

"If you want it you'll have to fight me for it!"

"Sure!"

"What are you guys-oh cool! Only one more!"

"It's mine, Thorax! Back off!"

"No, it's mine!"

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Night 8
Zenex finds an injured Brokenwing and puts him out of his misery

Winner
Zenex (District 7)

"I...I..."

"Yayyy! Zenny, you won!"

"I... I won!!! Yes! I can't believe it, finally!"

"About time!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"Yay, Zenex won."

"Yay! Go Zenny! Go Zenny! Go Zenny!"

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“What do you mean ‘you’re the better protector’?!”

“Exactly what I said. It is literally my job to protect Thorax.”

“So?! I’d die for him!”

“And he’d throw himself in front of a crossbow to protect you.”

“Oh, and he wouldn’t for you?”

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*To Ember* “You look well.”

“Y-You too.”

*Puts down the chocolate bar he was eating* “Okay, enough, I can’t watch this anymore. Thorax, would you like to take Ember on a date this weekend?”

“I-I, uh…”

“Simple question, yes or no?”

“Y-Yes, yes I would.”

“Ember, would you like to go?”

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Pharynx cursed. “Shit, I forgot the stallion’s name.” He turned to the group of Changelings, slightly panicked. “Does anyone know it?”

“Nope.”

“Sorry.”

“Er…”

“Hm?”

Thorax's head peeked out behind the others. “He has two hamsters named ‘Fat Nuggies’ and ‘Lil’ Fry.’”

Pharynx frowned. “That…wasn’t what I asked…?”

His brother shrugged. “That’s all I information I know.”

So, as of late I’ve been watching The Regular Show (wow, an MLP fan watching TRS, I wonder why that would ever happen), and as I write for Pharynx now - a character who’s rather iffy to write for, as he’s only had one episode of speaking, with fleeting and silent cameos in the finale and The Best Gift Ever aside - I find it a little easier than before.

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Kydra, Blue, Dagger, and Mantis stood together while Pharynx, Hive, and Stinger stood a few feet off.

“So, what are we doing again?” Kydra asked.

“Simple. We wanna see which couple can make out the best,” Stinger said.

“Wait, why us?” Mantis asked

Hive shrugged. “Well, Tempest, Ember, and Rose aren’t here, and Zenex and Flutterwings are underaged, so that’d be awkward to watch.”

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"Uncle Pharynx, Uncle Pharynx!"

"Grub, go away, I'm trying to nap..."

"Bu' you go'a do something!"

"About what...?"

"Um... well..."

"Either get to the point or let me go back to sleep."

"Uh, i's jus' you pro'ably won' 'lieve me."

"...Is the Hive in danger?"

"No."

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Introductions:
Do you think my English teacher will let me use pony character analysis as a replacement for Shakespeare?

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"A-Are you sure this is a good idea Phar?" Thorax asked as they walked through the connecting bathroom that divided their and Apex's room with Ocellus'.

"Positive. I'm sure she has a diary, we just need to get to it." Pharynx pulled out a marker and glanced up at the sign situated on the door that led to Ocellus' room of the spy mansion.

No Boys Allowed

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*Pharynx, Ember, Novo, and Gilda are talking together in a room of the Hive*

*Bursts in* "Guys, Apex is missing!"

"...And?"

*Everyone turns to look at her*

"What? Dragon kids run off all the time! Parents only start to worry if they're gone for more than a day!"

"Ember, come on! Apex!" *runs off*

"...Ember, your entire species make terrible parents."

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“Alright, that’s it! Enough! I’ve had it, I’m done! Mhm, you heard me! No more!”

“What are you talking about?”

“Look, I’m a writer, okay? I do so much stuff with my other content! And yet, the Rap Battles are more popular than my own stories! I can’t do it anymore!”

“Giving up so soon? There’s so many-”

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Thorax: “Of all the days to be late...I really should have asked the Ancestors for luck.”

Pharynx: “How lucky can they be? They’re dead.”

..for months. Almost a year, really, and I’m not any closer to finishing.

Usually (well, it’s one of the few stories in my drafts that aren’t one-shots, but the gist of it is understandable), I’d write the story and then submit it, but because of how long it's been in my drafts for, and the fact that I ended up hinting to it in This Is What It's Like with the initial intention not to, and that the fics would be two separate things, but I guess things changed.

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We're interviewing Bill Newton! As in, the voice of Bright Mac from the show. WE'RE TALKING TO HIM. UNRESTRAINED. THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. WE'RE GOING TO SCREW THIS UP.
OH GOD WHERE'S MY DRINK.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Come watch the train wreck, it's starting soon.

-Pencil

Before coloring

After coloring

What do you guys think?

Pharynx: Where’s my fucking knife?

Thorax: There’s children around. Can you say that nicer, maybe?

Pharynx:

Pharynx: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?

For the past few days me and BezierBallad have collaborated on a Sombrynx fic, and I think it turned out brilliantly, despite the large tsundere obstacle (Pharynx) that we had to overcome.

Thank you, Bezier, it was amazing to work with you.

Feel free to check the fic out when you have the time, and good day/night.