MLP Incorrect Quotes #2 · 11:46pm Oct 21st, 2021
*To Ember* “You look well.”
“Y-You too.”
*Puts down the chocolate bar he was eating* “Okay, enough, I can’t watch this anymore. Thorax, would you like to take Ember on a date this weekend?”
“I-I, uh…”
“Simple question, yes or no?”
“Y-Yes, yes I would.”
“Ember, would you like to go?”
“Yes, I would.”
“Excellent, I’m very happy for you both. Now can I enjoy my chocolate without all this awkwardness?”
*Bursts into the room and slams the door shut, looking panicked*
”Sweet Thorax, what did you do?!”
”Nocreature died!”
”What kind of answer is that?!”
“Hey Morphy, if I could rearrange the alphabet the first thing I’d do is put U and I together~”
“Griff, if you could rearrange the alphabet the first thing you’d do is spell SEX and then laugh about it for hours.”
“You got me there.”
“Hey Phar, what’s your middle name?”
“Bucks.”
“Bucks?”
“Yep.”
“You’re lying.”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
“Wait, why do you think he’s lying, Temp?”
“Because there is no way that Queen Chrysalis named him Pharynx Bucks Elytron. That mare has no funny bone, never had, never will.”
“It’s better than Ray though. Admit it!”’
“...Okay, fine! Bucks would be a pretty cool name for you, Phar.”
“Wait… so… is Bucks his middle name or not?”
“Nocreature died” lmao
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"W-Well, they didn't!"
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*Blushes* "M-Making a point..."
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*Blushes*
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*Blushing*
"Harry, you need to know something about me--I'm a werewolf."
"You're fucking serious?"
"That too."
"Y--wait, what?"
"...oops..."
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Pffft-
Yes
Yes yes yes
Is that an original Wolfstar? If not where did you find it?