Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: (Yandere) Ember Moonstone V.S (Yandere) Pharynx Elytron · 10:37pm Apr 15th, 2021

“What do you mean ‘you’re the better protector’?!”

“Exactly what I said. It is literally my job to protect Thorax.”

“So?! I’d die for him!”

“And he’d throw himself in front of a crossbow to protect you.”

“Oh, and he wouldn’t for you?”

“I wouldn’t let him. My role in the Hive revolves around keeping my brother safe. What kind of protector would I be if I couldn’t do that properly?”

“Oh I don’t know, why don’t you go look in a mirror and tell me?”

“Oh you did not just go there!”

“Yes I did. And I regret nothing.”

“Oh it is on now! You really believe you’re better at protecting Thorax than me? Then prove it.”

“I will.”

“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!! Yandere Ember Moonstone v.s Yandere Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”

So you really think you’re a better protector?
I beg to disagree you near Hive-defector
You only think you’re good because you’re his brother
Who could never be better than a yandere lover

I’m a dragon for Lord Torch’s sake
I have claim I’m not afraid to stake
I could do so many things you’d never dare
When I step into a room you had better beware

It’s funny how you think you’re better for the position
Besides, you’re completely ignoring tradition
Thorax chose his own protector when he became king
And that was me, so why don’t you just sit and wait for a diamond ring?

Besides, I just have got to ask since I’ve been wondering
Why should I be afraid of a dragoness’ blundering?
You needed a baby dragon to help you get that scepter
Why would Thorax ever pick you as protector?

Spike only helped a little bit, I did a lot
You know that too, is this really all you’ve got?
Just who do you think you’re dealing with here?
I was here before you, Thorax wants me, it’s clear

Because I’ve got a hundred ways to kick and fight
I keep a knife in my hoard simply out of spite
If someone tries to harm Thorax they’re just a thorn
I’ll tie them up and make them wish they were never born

You may have been here first during the reformation
But I’ve been with Thorax since the birth of our generation
He’s always trusted me, after everything we’ve been through
It’s always been the two of us, not you

You might know how to throw a punch
But I’ll have you throwing up your lunch
I’m someone you don’t want to mess with
So my advice; back off, my talents aren’t a myth

Okay sure, I’ve seen you fight, you’re not that bad
There’s just still one thing, and it’s making me mad
You only seem to think I can’t protect the king
Because I’m a girl and you’re a boy, so the choir sings

But everybody knows I’ve always been the hero
While you’ll be stuck as a zero
You’re just a fanboy wannabe
Time to get out of your stupid fantasy

Just because you’re a girl doesn’t mean that you’re the best
For you see, there’s this little thing to lay that matter to rest
You’ve probably never heard, but it’s called Rule 63
“All creatures have an opposite sex counterpart” and that’s me

And trust me, if you’re a yandere I’m ten times worse
I’ll chuckle just watching someone leave in a hearse
And I’ll smirk as I slit open a throat and watch them die
You’re better off if you go now and hide

And let you win? Not happening
You may think you’re frightening
But there’s a line between protecting at all costs
And just plain being ruthless, which I think you just crossed

You may be a counterpart of some sort or another
But that doesn’t change the fact you’re still his brother
And everyone knows how the story goes
When a male tries to protect a male it’s always the same woes

A male can’t be a yandere, he’s just a stalker, take him down
My gender gives me a pass, there’s no use for you to hang around
I’m still the better protector, I’ve proved that by now
What are you still doing here, it’s time to go, ciao

You really think bringing up my gender will make me go away?
I’m a changeling remember? I could become a girl any day
Either way, I don’t need to, Thorax needs my protection, look around
How does being wrong for once finally sound?

It doesn’t matter what I am anyway
Creatures crave my existence, what do you have to say?
Nothing? Heh, seems like your entire point just went to waste
Just like you, you pathetic little waste of space

You wanna talk about a waste?
How about how you’re gonna be replaced?
I’m the best when it comes to near-feral protection
There’s no need to even question

Thorax belongs safe and loved in my embrace
Back off now before I punch you in the face
You barely have the courage to approach the mare you like
How could you ever defend Thor against a villain strike?

Don’t bring my love life into this, that’s not the point
But seriously, and I hate to disappoint
By now all you’ve proven is you’re a jerk
Honestly, I’m biting back a smirk

You’ve pretty much won this battle for me
I bet you’ll be declared loser by the time I count to three
But I really don’t need to, I know how this story ends
With me winning, and you without a single defense

Though I probably shouldn’t stick around
After all, I’m still a prince, and crowned
You’re wasting my time here battling
I need to go make sure Thor’s safe and not shattering

I’ve told you, you flank-hole, he’s taken
Because unless I’m mistaken
He’s mine to protect and mine to defend
And listen up Phar, you may be my friend

But if Thorax gets hurt you’ll be the first to blame
And I’ll get revenge without any shame
If you’re lucky I’ll let you offer up some defense
Not that it matters, at any expense

“Oh really? Why’s that?”

“I’ll kill you before you even get the chance”

“You really think so, Yan-Moon?”

“I know so, Yan-Elytron”

“Alright then,” *sword being drawn* “Let’s dance!”

“Uh, so, who won? Yandere Moonstone or Yandere Elytron?”

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