Just like it says on the tin, and in honor of Halloween, the idea is to write a scary story using only two sentences.

Here are some of mine:

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My dog scratches at my bedroom door at night.

I'll have to bury him deeper next time.

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I hate looking at my reflection.

It never looks me in the eyes.

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When I opened my door, there was a doll sitting on the step.

The child I have in my basement will love it!

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I always wondered why my cat would stare at me when it got dark.

Then I realized she was staring behind me.

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holy crap, ok, yeah, i didn't need to sleep tonight

I stroked the fires with a pale metal rod.

The way the blood stuck to it was beautiful in the firelight.

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I always loved playing metal music in my basement apartment.

It disguises screams so well.

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The soapy water made the counter shine beautifully.

I hope the owners of the house don't mind the red spot I left on the table though.

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Sleep is for the weak.

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Delightfully creepy!

I like going to sleep,

Maybe I won't wake up.

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I haven't saved my word document in hours.

The power goes out.

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The spookiest

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It's a nice sunny day outside.
Too bad I'm don't want to get all sparkly and weak.

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I made this great Father's day card.
Too bad it will take forever for the stars will be right so I can send the card to Dad.

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Wish the moaning and groaning outside would stop.
What do zombies have against sleep?

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I've endured so much, but I've finally summoned the Gate and the Key!
Why can't I remember what I want from it?

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I like the cute black cat in my room.
How did it get i-

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My sister Luna, you've been acting strangely lately.
Why do your eyes have facets?

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Well... just about any sentence ever followed by four simple words, "Then the murders began."

I went to buy iced cream. Then the murders began.

Shaving faces became a tedious process. Then the modern began.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Then the murders began.

Timothy Jenkins was a well respected member of the community. Then the murders began.

Here I'll do it with some other entries.

My dog scratches at my bedroom door at night. Then the murders began.

I always wondered why my cat stares... wait that one is already basically leading up to, "then the murders began."

Um...Claire pooped her pants. Then the murders began.

I'll go to sleep now... Then the murders began.

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Bees always go quiet during a solar eclipse.
If we knew why, we would too.

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I felt the breeze from the fan lift my hair lightly as I passed under it.
Then I remembered the fan was broken.

The bug in my room was so very cute as it sat on my bed.
But bugs aren’t supposed to be that big right?

My brother has been acting strange lately.
His eyes didn’t used to glow like prisms in the dark.

I have problems getting my makeup on right.
After all I can’t see my reflection in the mirror anymore.

The ambulance drives by again as police sirens follow.
Why are there so many emergency calls about one little virus?

My mom said all I had was the common cold, she said everything was fine.
If everything is fine, why doesn’t she talk anymore?

My grandmother warned me not to search for unicorns.
After what I saw them do to Benny, I think I know why.

My best friend and I like to play the game of whisper at night in the dark.
It’s too bad nobody else can see her, she is getting hungry again.

Kelly used to say that I should believe in magic to stay young.
I didn’t know magic involved this much blood.

John has been missing for over a week now.
I’m glad I made sure to clean up after myself.

Chickens aren’t scary they said.
Well tell that to those of us who survived the chickenpocalypse.

Hospitals are so clean and sterile and the staff are so very nice.
Do yourself a favor and don’t think too hard about why they are so clean, or why the nurses look at you with hungry eyes.

I’ve always been scared of needles.
Especially the ones inside me.

Ok I am done sweet dreams everyone.
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Glen Gorewood

The last human waited in his room.

Then someone knocked at the door.

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I once had the body of a porn star.
Then the cops found it.

My family crypt had a locked door installed.
It keeps them in.

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They said she fell from Grace

I say she fell from the nineth floor

The moon is beautiful this time of the night.
I wish I was down in Equestria enjoying the view with my sister, instead of being stuck here.

The morning felt like any other, except that I couldn't use any magic, for some reason.
Then I saw Tirek smiling at me from the hallway.

Here lies Beavis.
He never scored.

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I woke up.

It was monday!

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My alarm Clock didn't rung and I overslept

I hate it when that happens and I unintentional stay longer at work.

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GDP growth is stable.

Inflation isn't.

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Be careful of who you watch Shattered love.
You may not be alone, and the others may not like your tone.

The woods may seem only dark.
But there are things there that will rip out your heart.

Standing alone is often folly.
Just turn around and ask that stray dolly.

Be wary as you exit there.
The many eyes are everywhere.

Glen Gorewood

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I walked out the exam with a spring in my step.

Then I remembered I had forgotten to specify my units!

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From the Puzzle box of Yogg-Saron

“It is standing right behind you. Do not move, do not breathe.”

“Have you had the dream again? A black goat with seven eyes that watches from the outside.”

“The fish know all the secrets. They know the cold, they know the dark.”

“The giant rook watches from the dead trees. Nothing breathes beneath his shadow.”

It could be worse.

I could still be able to see.

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I logged into World of Warcraft for raid night.
My characters were all naked and broke

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There's dozens of reasons why you can't turn something on.
But what about when you suddenly can't turn it off?

I was once in a room full of younglings that called me 'Master'.

I still feel their pitiful force along with Windu.

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I've been really practicing my skills on Wolfenstien.

Now to put myself to the test at school.

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The girl I love hates me.
Nothing a potion won't fix.

I'm going to jail on false accusations. Oh, well, might as well go out with a bang.

They say vengeance is best served cold. Vengeance tells me she prefers it live.

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I didn't who that was, so I looked him up on youtube. That does indeed sound like the kind of thing he'd find funny.

The house is empty...
So what's scratching at my door?

Ugh sewer gas always smells bad...
Wait, I'm in the forest....

Ah sunlight!!!!
"I guess we'll need to bury him again..."

My eyes open and see nothing.
Then who is sitting on my leg?

I look up at the house.
The windows blinked.

I sit on a rock in the forest
The trees turn to look at me

I have no pets
Then what's growling?

There's fur on the floor
Wait, I have no animals

I'll extract the spectra...
From your cold corpse

I look up at the moon...
Wait is that a pupil?

My wife woke me up crying last night.
I visited her grave this morning to ask what was wrong.

"Of course I have parents! I keep my mom's skull in my box of belongings!"

-Cozy Glow