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Hello from wherever you resided at.

1. What is your top three stories here on Fimfiction?
2. Why did you pick the fanfiction part of the brony community?
3. What is your favorite ship?
4. What is your least favorite ship?
5. What is your favorite story that you have written for this site?
6. If you could date any one pony from the show, who would it be and why?
7. Do you think that male alicorns exist?
8. Who is best Princess?

9. What do you think of this engine?

   Union Pacific 3985

What doth life?

1) Dude. I get that reference.
2) What's the secret to looking great in a leather jacket?
3) What first attracted you to expressing yourself through the artistic medium of pornography?

Welcome Stranger! You've now reached the Dominion of the Barcast's Most Lovable and Despicable Canadian!

One - What is your favorite meal, snack, or foodstuff that is really unhealthy but so friggin' delicious?

Two - What is the biggest or weirdest fear that you have?

Three - Why is Bagged Milk the Best Milk?

Four - What is your one annoying habit?

Five - What's the theme song for your sex life?

Six - Watch Anime by chance? If so, what are your favorites?

Seven - Just how big is your porn stash?

Bonus - After a dropping a John Mason, do you wipe standing up or wipe sitting down?

Sup you British fuck, it's ya boi, skinny penis.

1: If we ever meet irl, can I have a hug? It'll be our secret, we don't have to tell B anything
2: On a scale of 1 to cancer, how high up are you on the cancer scale?
3: Have you read/enjoyed any of my works Validate me daddy Intricate.
4: Will you ever reveal your true identity?
5: Woo me with your best Scottish accent.

Collectively, the warnings for all your stories contain a total of ~80 distinct kinks, covering every letter of the alphabet except for J, K, Q, Y, and Z. Which kinks would you add for the missing letters?

My standard questions:

Question 1: Equestria, vacation spot or permanent residence?

Question 2: Cheeky Timeline Shenanigans: You must replace one piece of historical artwork—to include paintings, statues, literature, etc—with a piece of your own artwork. Your artwork will receive the same exposure as the original, including public showings, readings, school assignments, etc. What do you replace with what, and how is history changed?

Question 3: What do you do when some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and he asks you if ya paid your dues?

1. What's your least proud horse fap?
2. What's your most proud horse fap?
3. If you had to do your fim career over, what would you do differently?
4. What advice would you offer to someone who wants to get into clop writing?

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HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD TOO, THANK YOU. DUE TO UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES, MY CAPS LOCK KEY HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW AND HOLDING DOWN SHIFT THE ENTIRE TIME TAKES TOO MUCH WORK. I HAVE SPENT COUNTLESS TIME CONTEMPLATING THE MANY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS I HAVE LAYED OUT FOR YOU. TO FULFILL MY SHITPOSTING QUOTA FOR THE WEEK, I ASK THAT PRIEST (OR WHOMEVER WILL BE READING THESE QUESTIONS [PREFERBALLY PENCIL, SHE'S THE LOUDEST]), I ASK THAT THEY YELL EVERYTHING TO MAKE THIS LOOK INTENTIONAL. THANK YOU AND HAVE A VERY NICE DAY.
1. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR STRONGEST QUALITIES ARE AS A WRITER?
2. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'VE MADE THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF, AND THAT NOBODY WOULD FEEL INCLIND TO AGREE WITH?
3. WHOSE WIFI ARE YOU STEALING TO BE ON THE CAST?
4. IF YOU COULD BE ANY SPECIES FROM MLP, WHAT WOULD YOU BE (PLEASE SAY HIPPOGRIFF)
5. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU LIKE TO DO BESIDES WRITING (I'LL ACCEPT BEING GAY AS AN ANSWER) ;)
6. INTRICATE? ON THE BARCAST? THAT'S VERY INTRIGAYING. *SLAPS KNEE* DAMN THAT WAS GOOD!

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SHENANIGANS. I HAVE AM IMAGE FOR YOU BUT I AM UNABLE TO SHARE IT SINCE I'M IPHONE TRASH, SO I'M SENDING IT TO YOU PERSONALLY AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY WHEN YOU COME ACROSS THIS. THANK YOU AND HAVE A VERY NICE DAY.

1) B_25 is a bigger and better Boy. Change my mind.
2) Can we ban Moon from saying uwu from now until the stars die out?
3) Why are you so unbelievably atrocious at Poker?
4) In a fistfight between the Perma_Banneds, who would win? You can say yourself, but you know I'll rip into you for it later.
5) When will Gambia become the dominant nation in Africa?
6) What time do the shops close for alcohol again?
7) At what point in time will I be getting that promised follow back?
8) Nudes when?
9) Will me, you and Jack survive the Donny Starve Winter?
10) When will we be resurrecting the Jewish Poker Syndicate?

Fuck you always, bitch. Xx.

Would you still tap Princess Celestia's booty if she were the size of an african elephant?

Can Princess Celestia's butt be big enough?

Did Princess Luna become Nightmare Moon over Princess Celestia having a bigger and fatter butt?

Which pony has best butt?

Which of your stories do you consider your best writing?

What is one thing you will never write?

How much is too much writing?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Do you think Hitler did nothing wrong if he did it for a Klondike bar?

Will you rather let me christen your newborn baby with a jar of my clotted period blood or will you let it hump me instead?

You are a necrophile, and you are attending your beautiful niece's funeral. As a sign of respect, you dab over her body and lay fidget spinners on her coffin. You also dab during her burial.
That night, you dig up her body to give the love you promised to yourself that she'll take with her to the afterlife. Her insides are quite rigid because of the embalming fluids, but it still gives you enough stimulation to do the job. With a final thrust, you hilt into her and dab as you pour your creamy love into her. To your surprise, she also dabs. She's alive. You are immensely disappointed.
Will you kill her yourself, or will you dig up another body?

How are you today?~

So, has the cast been nice to you?
1.) What's it like to write hoarse words?
2.) If you were given 33 drinks of your choice every week, would you give Knighty
a place to stay at/near your home?
3.) Would you hug thing-pone? Kiss them good night? Tell them every little thing is going to be alright?
Would you stick your peener in it?
4.) Would you rather have the small orange horse of fire and flames, or the smaller blue horse of speed and snuggles?
5.) Has the disappointment kicked in yet?
6.) How many hugs is too many hugs? Why is Enigma near the middle of your "To hug" list?

Anne In Tree Kit This Guys,

1. Have you forgotten about your smutty smut fic, A Dose of Amnesia?

In case you haven't succumb to alcohol poisoning yet,
2. Why is RGRE just the best thing ever?

Do you know how to get to the lake?

Why didn't you show up for work?

How much money would it take for you to fuck a thumb person from Spy Kids?

If you can backstroke in a pool hard enough to create a portal to thirty minutes in the past, what would be the first thing that you would do?

And to copy you. You're an inch in your mom, and your dad is an inch in you, which way do you go to get out?

1. What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. Have you ever done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

3. how intricate is your disguise? Is it simply a hat and dark glasses, or plastic surgery on the fly?

Oh boy.
Did you ever learn anything from Yeezy?
Do you break your word or your balls for anyone?
Will you ever take me on a trip to an Irish post office?

Do you love writing smut? Does it make you feel dirty?
Fuck, marry, kill: Spitfire, Stormy Flare (Spitfire's mum), Yourself
What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated to?
Would you like some free pussy? I have plenty.

A-are you proud of me yet, daddy?

What is the weirdest fetish/kink you've been asked to write?

1. How far off the deep end are you?
2. Is AIDS funny yet?
3. How long did it take to get from ponies to porn?
4. ARE YOU WRITING FEMALE-INCLUSIVE CLOP YET?
5. I'm sorry if that was out of taste. Is there anything I can do to make it better?
6. And I mean anything.
7. If not, maybe this Spitfire will help.

Best Warframe?

Do you ever plan on "going public" with your original account since so many people lurve and respect you?

How does this make you feel?:

Why are enigma nostrils so inviting?

What's that link to that place we can shower you with money? You better tell us over the podcast. Griseus wants to know and he needs you to say it over the air. Blame me, Griseus, for the plug. FIGHT ME BITCHES!
...
And what is "YEET"? Been seeing that a lot lately.

Alright, I have a small list of questions three questions for you. Also “fixed” my name since Priest had an aneurysm. :v

What is your opinion of the Barcast?

What is your opinion of wolf-ponies?

And finally, would you recommend watching MLP to those of us that don't?

Hiya!

1. What kind of music do you listen to?
2. Do you listen to a lot of music while writing?
3. How would you describe yourself in five words or less?
4. If you could be any animal, technicolor horses aside, what would it be, and why?
5. If Mario’s rival is called Wario, and Luigi’s Waluigi, what would the rival's name be if Nintendo’s next protagonist was their sister named Gina?

Happy weekend!

uwu

1. Which story of yours is your favorite?

2. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

3. What’s your favorite genre to read?

4. What’s the cringiest story you’ve written?

5. uwu?

1. Them pony names (especially surnames), how do they work? Is there a race specific coding behind all of this? 2min go!

How the hell are you so prolific? Is it some sort of superpower? Amphetamines? Secret clone ghost writers?

And q for everyone: would you do you?

asking for a friend

TrixtercatToday at 9:59 AM
Question: what is the choice disguise of intricate disguise?

now for mine.

How many disguises do you have?

do you wear multiple at the same time?

can you eat bananas while in disguise?

whats it like in the daily life of a disguise wearer?

favorite disguise?

you have 3 bat pony mares under your bed, what do?

What got you into writing?

Have you had enough to drink tonight?

I know you had a recent crisis where you needed money but i did not have any so i did help as best as i could and gave you a signal boost,
p.s. i really enjoy your stories!!!

I’ll throw a couple of questions at this :D
1. TEA ETTIQUETTE?!
2. What are you studying right now and what is the most interesting part of it?
3. What is your warm up to ready for a writing sesh?
4. Scone; jam then cream or cream then jam (you monster!!??) ?
5. Favourite biscuit!?

Peep peep
All good things,
Dusky

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GODDAMMIT!

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