After a dragon attacks Ponyville, Twilight discovers she has a strange new ability. What does it have to do with the dragons that are cropping up everywhere, and what will it mean for Equestria? (Skyrim Crossover)

Commissar Twilight Sparkle has a problem. She is expected to be a brave, fearless leader who can coerce a regiment of common ponies to perform great feats of courage and skill through a combination of inspiration and fear, often times against genetically engineered super-soldiers, warped cultists, demons from hell, soulless murder machines, an inscrutable precursor race, their fallen brethren and the naive upstarts known as the Human Empire. Unfortunately, she considers herself a cowardly, self-serving mare with too much knowledge and not enough guts to use it. In short, she's the sort of pony she's supposed to shoot.

Yet her actions, through minor acts of heroism, critical thinking and sheer dumb luck have landed her quite the reputation as a heroine. The parties and liquor are nice, as is the companionship. But the generals simply pin on another metal, tell her that she's done a good job, give her a pay raise and find new, more creative ways to try and kill her.

She has to survive a hostile universe and execute her duties, without earning the ire of her superiors or dying in a 'unfortunate friendly fire incident'. All while trying to find a way to retire with honor, or at least find a nice and quiet posting with a good book, a good looking colt and a steady supply of tea and cider.

[Taken from the 'Sparkle Archives', and edited by Inquisitor Trixie of the Ordo Xeno. Unauthorized distribution punishable by enhanced interrogation techniques, torture, drawing and quartering, and execution.]

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Being a background character in a major television isn't an easy job, nor is it as fun as being a main character. However after gaining a fairly admirable fanbase, the actress, Derpy, has been given the chance to have a much bigger role in the TV show, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic. She finds herself overwhelmed with excitement about her big leap in importance in the series and can't wait to see how her fans react... However, her adorably goofy demeanor isn't smiled upon by all...

How will she react when she finds out that her biggest scene ever is being replaced by some Ditzy blonde?

(Came up with the idea soon after the replacement episode came out for The Last roundup. Hope you enjoy the story and i hope you support the old derpy we know and love!)

Derpy must team up with the Mane Six to find out why there are two Derpy's running around Ponyville.

Ivory spires that put to shame the mountain they're grafted to. Thousands of lives perched on a slab of iron bolted to the side of a cliff, with an artificial sun doin' its best to warm the shadows underneath. Then there's the cybertech changin' the face of ponykind, rubbin' right up against magic the likes of which the world ain't seen for centuries. This, all of this, is New Canterlot. A magical place, in the dangerous way. Everythin' you ever dreamed of, and everythin' you ever feared. For what it's worth, good luck out there... I think you're gonna need it.

Setting inspired by Shadowrun, for both of you who care.

Twilight Sparkle: prized student of Celestia, Element of Harmony, and beloved friend has been living a double life since she was a filly. She managed to keep it away from her friends and family for years, but when circumstances force her hoof , the veil of secrecy slowly peels away revealing her true nature. She soon discovers that she isn't the only one hiding behind a wall of lies.

Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go where no bookworm has gone before: on dates. Dates with lots of unfamiliar (and not so unfamiliar) mares. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

A parody of dating websites in general, named after eHarmony.

Feeling rather emasculated, Caramel tries his hoof at apple bucking to prove his masculinity and autonomy. The results are less than stellar.

Caramel can't seem to do anything right. When he finds he has a crush on a certain purple unicorn, this proves doubly true.

Story now coming out Bi-weekly thanks to Sanctus, more soon!

On a trip to visit Twilight's parents in Canterlot, Twilight and Rarity find themselves in an unusual situation. Can they straighten everything out before they have to return to Ponyville?