This story tells us from the unknown tale of what happened after True Capitalist Radio suddenly stopped airing.

Equestria suffers from a long-term problem. Ever since there were spells created so that parents can decide what gender their foal will be, the fair nation of Equestria has gotten far too few stallions. In a few centuries, ponies could go extinct or have their numbers depleted. But Celestia then hears about the Bronies, and decides that this is a perfect way to fix that problem while giving Bronies a perfect new life. But, of course, she must first run a test, and randomly picks an internet community where many Bronies are at, so she can see if it will work or not.

I think she should have researched what ''True Capitalist Radio'' actually meant.

So now Ghost, Engineer, Asho, Karasz Kun, Suspicious Tumbleweed, Equestrian Citizen and his daughter Becky, NavyHusky and their hostage Derpy will travel through Equestria in order to find a way to return home safely as humans, while meeting a lot of new and old friends along the way, and learning about the magic of the melting pot of friendship.

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This story is not meant to be very serious. Please be aware of that. Thank you.
ALSO: the story starts a few weeks before season 3 and takes place during the entire season 3.

Fifteen years after the Lone Wanderer crippled the Enclave and brought clean water to the Capital Wasteland, the Brotherhood continues the war of attrition against the Enclave. Bryan Wilks, brought into the Brotherhood under unfortunate circumstances, joins the assault on the Plantation, a Vault turned Enclave lab. When he and his squad are captured and disposed of by being thrown through a prototype teleporter, he and a few other less/more significant guys end up in Equestria. Hilarity does not necessarily ensue. But it does. Takes place after Equestria Girls but before S4.

AN: This is like, my third not-crackfic story (I mean there's comedy and it's not completely serious but it's not that crazy), so I guess that means release the hounds when it comes to criticism. I write, you feed my ego. Please feed my ego.

A [img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/073/4/e/mojave_express_stamp_by_deathbymodding-d4sshhi.png[/img] story. Come visit. Or don't.