We took who she was, and rejected her.

But we were so wrong...

Ever been bested by a sickeningly sweet pony, specifically one who wields the Elements of Harmony? Are you just tired of love and hope and kindness filling your world? I know I am. Come to the next meeting of Villains Anonymous, where no unjust deed of cruelty goes unrewarded. Discuss your beliefs of disaster and anarchy with your like-minded colleagues, speak of plans for your next big scheme for world domination, or just be a stuck-up jerk. Here at Villains Anonymous, all evil is welcome.

-Discord, The Spirit of Disharmony

P.S., Chrysalis, it's your turn to bring snacks.

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Updated 11/11/12

Seeing as how some of you want me to write more, I'll get on it soon.

This is a random story, which should not be taken seriously.
It tells the story of Twillight Sparkle, enjoying her afternoon in Taco Bell. As she stumbles across Rainbow Dash, her life was in danger. She could escape back home and everything was back to normal. But it quickly changes, until she gets a unknown visit.

So, it's three A.M in Canterlot, and Luna has a major case of the munchies. Celestia fails to realize the direness of this situation, so it's up to herself and Discord to create the ULTIMATE BREAKFAST! What Chaos will insue? How many pancakes will they eat? Why am I asking you all these questions?!