Short Hand: Date with Dash

Shepherd: "So... What are we doing on our date, Rainbow Dash?"

Dash: "Ah... Well, ya know, dates are stupid and romantic and junk. So you just make the decisions there. You want to do mushy stuff and all."

Shepherd: "Okay. How does a trip up to Cloudsdale to the Wonderbolts museum, then dinner at the Skyview Cloud?"

Dash: "Yeah, sure, that sounds pretty okay. I'll need some girly clothes. What do you like?"

Shepherd: "Have you considered a nice red dress? I'm sure Rarity's got one that's sleek enough to fly in and show off your body."

Dash: "If you like that kind of thing, sure. I mean, what, would it make me look pretty to you? So we can kiss?"

Shepherd: "I was thinking of just starting out with hoof holding and hugs."

Dash: blush "What kind of a mare do you think I am?! Hoof holding?!"

Shepherd: "Too much? Too little? Okay, okay. Look... What is your deepest fantasy?"

Dash: "Really dude? Right off the bat? You're going there?"

Shepherd: "Dash, we have literally fought together against universe ending threats. I think you can trust me."

Dash: blushes very, very hard "Fine... My deepest... darkest romantic fantasy?"

Shepherd: "Is?"

Dash: shy "Well..."

Shepherd: "Yes...?"

Dash: looking down at her hooves "... For us to get married, me to have your foals, and us to live together in a happy home."

Shepherd: "... I bet you want me to hold your hoof, too?"

Dash: blushing hard "Do you have to say it so loud?!"

Comments

[ShadowLDrago]

Is hoof holding something very lewd in Equestria, or is it just Dash being, well, Dash?

[FanOfMostEverything]

Is it really surprising that the Bearer of Loyalty dreams of a happy, long-lasting relationship? Especially given her own parents to model it on.

[HorseWordFan]

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Yes.

[Hazard Trishula]

She just tsundere, everyone know it

[Ebonis]

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My Bits are on the latter.

[Ranakastrasz]

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Eye will explain that.

Then a thought occurred to me. I grinned and Garrus flinched. “Why - why are your subvocals screaming ‘deviant’ at me. Like as in sexual deviant.”

“You guys were cuddling.” My grin grew wider until my left mandible was hooked on the blanket. “I bet you held hands too. Filthy perverts.” I giggled and pressed myself into the mattress.

“I don’t get it.” Garrus’ throat was making puzzled little clicks like an unhappy cog.

It took a moment, but just as I was worried nobody understood, Ashley snorted and started giggling. “It’s - it’s a joke about sex. Some people get so kinky that it goes around full circle and the cutesy things like - cuddling and handholding become uber-perverted and all hyper-deviant.” She explained, reaching up to hit the side of my bunk with her pillow - gAH! It bent and smacked me in the face and left me flailing and rolling away.

[Johnny B Mediocre]

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hoof/hand holding is one of the lewdest acts imaginable

[NachoTheBrony]

Let us call her Vanilla Dash.

[Metalblaze]

[RoboRed]

Shepherd: "I was thinking of just starting out with hoof holding and hugs."

LEWD

[Ardashir]

This reminds me of a discussion I once saw about MLP dragon erotica. It consists of pictures of dragons holding hands, giving each other shoulder rubs, and just being gentle and affectionate because that's so very, very rare in their violent Bronze Age society.

[Oops door]

Aww

[Rokas]

My heart a splode

*is ded*

[Steel Resolve]

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Hooves are for special.