Hands: Meet Treehugger · 3:20am Dec 15th, 2019
Fluttershy: "So, Shepherd, Twilight... This is Treehugger, my friend. Treehugger, this is Andrew Shepherd, my coltfriend, and Twilight Sparkle, my marefriend."
Treehugger: "Sup."
Twilight: "Hello!"
Shepherd: "Hey... You smell very, er... Herbaceous."
Treehugger: "Thanks. You say funny words. They flare in my aura very nicely."
Shepherd: "... Sure. So, what's up?"
Treehugger: "We're going to meditate and smell the incense."
Shepherd: "Huh. Well, okay. I suppose I could do more to relax."
Fluttershy: "That's the spirit!"
Twilight: "Well, why not? Some stress relief sounds good."
Later...
Twilight: "... Fluttershy... I just... I just realized something..."
Fluttershy: *Has been staring into space for several minutes* "Hm? Oh... Sorry Twilight. What did you realize?"
Twilight: "That my wings... And your wings... Are like Shepherd's hands."
Fluttershy: *blinks* "... Woah... You're... Right."
Shepherd: "... Huh. I'm distinctively NOT feeling high..."
Treehugger: "Oh. You mean the psychoreactives in the incense aren't doing anything for you?"
Shepherd: "Not especially, no-Wait! There are psychoreactives in this stuff?!"
Treehugger: "Dude, there are psychoreactives in lots of things, chill."
Shepherd: "Uh... Huh..." *sighs* "I guess I can't complain if it gets Twilight to relax for five minutes."
Treehugger: "Totalllyyyy..."
Twilight: "Shepherd? I want a baby. Right now."
Shepherd: "Huh?!"
Fluttershy: "Me too, actually..."
Treehugger: "Oh hey! Free baby? Would love one!"
Shepherd: "Uh, maybe we should talk about this-" *Is grabbed by magic* "Preferably while you're not dragging me to the bedroom?!"
Twilight: *giggles* "Bedroom? I don't.... Do you have one of those, Fluttershy?"
Fluttershy: "I don't remember... Oh well. Here's fine too."
Treehugger: "Yaaaayyyy..."
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XDDDD This is priceless. XD
Oh, here's a thought. You had in one of the stories him having a girl centaur kid. Maybe another could be an angel, due to their wings. Another could be a horse based minotaur, or maybe a hornless satyr that's part pony instead of part goat. Maybe another could have pony hair, ears, and unicorn horn for an almost elven appeal with the horn added to the mix since it just feels like it'd go well with it.
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought Treehugger was stoned off her ass.
Shep never wins.
Except all he does is win.
Lucky bastard.
Oh no, not only is it psychoreactive, it's an aphrodisiac! ... Wait, no. The latter's just Shepherd.
I'm imagining Pinkie with the munchies and shivering.
Shepard, Shepard...you had ONE job: don't stick your dick in crazy. But did you listen? Now you have three of them.
Some people never learn.
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And that's the day the Cakes are finally put out of business...
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All these ponies are crazy. He was doomed if he stuck it into any of them.
Oh no. Shep's gonna die.
At least his marefriends got a chance to relax.
And then, suddenly...
5169867 THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
Whelp, Shepherd has a new Mare in his herd. HUZZAH!
You forgot the last part where Twilight and Fluttershy, at the moment they would jump his bones, both slump over him like a sack of potatoes, snoring... sleeping their high off.
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