Revisiting My Stories, Part Five!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT NOW LADIES
Let's get this shit rolling. Same shit, different time. Round five, my dudes and dudettes and dudex or deuce or whatever the gender-neutral version would be?

So yeah, let's do this

1. ERainbow Awks, Balks, Bawks, Blocks, Blocs, Box, Caulks, Chalks, Clocks, Cocks, Cox, Crocs, Docks, Dox, Faux, Fawkes, Flocks, Fox, Frocks, Hawks, Hocks, Jaques, Jocks, Knocks, Knox, Locks, Lox, Mocks, Ox, Pox, Shocks, Socks, Sox, Squawks, Spocks, Stalks...

   • MLP: FiM
   • Comedy
   • Random

   ...Stocks, Talks, Vox, Walks, Woks | A growing series of vignettes ostensibly centered around Rainbow Dash, except not always.

   • Rainbow Dash
   • Scootaloo
   • Iron Will
   • Main 6

   Super Trampoline · 5.8k words  ·  94  20 · 1.9k views

   HAHAHAH I should really finish this. Maybe I will. If I don't, I'd still like to include some of the more clever entries from this. I mean, it's one of my bigger hits, upvotes wise? 7/10

2. ESweetie Belle Can't Find Her Socks.

   • MLP: FiM
   • Adventure
   • Mystery
   • Random

   Sweetie Belle literally goes to Tartarus and back in an effort to find her favorite socks.

   • Sweetie Belle

   Super Trampoline · 5.6k words  ·  129  11 · 1.7k views

   Oh hey, speaking of anthologies I need to update... Maybe I should update this. I was going to originally reveal where her socks were after a thousand chapters, but that's obviously not going to happen. So maybe I'll reveal where they are in this book, as an incentive to buy it! Mwahahahahahah!

3. TSecond Pony Point of View

   • MLP: FiM
   • Tragedy

   You get a letter from your best friend, but it's not exactly what you were hoping for.

   • Second Person
   • Diamond Tiara
   • Silver Spoon

   Super Trampoline · 1.6k words  ·  43  5 · 1.2k views

   Oh hey, this one wasn't too bad, but a bit glum. One of the few stories of mine that I started, abandoned for a few years and then finished. Usually I just abandon, without finishing. Will have to reread before deciding. 6/10

4. EPinkie Pie's Brush With Death

   • MLP: FiM
   • Random

   Pinkie Pie meets death under somewhat unusual circumstances. May contain extremely lame puns.

   • Pinkie
   • Other
   • CMCs

   Super Trampoline · 718 words  ·  36  2 · 934 views

   Oh hey, my second feghoot, without quite knowing what feghoots were yet! Should I include it? I don't know; it's not super notable beyond that. 6/10

5. EPretty Pink Pony Perler Princess

   • MLP: FiM
   • Comedy
   • Random
   • Slice of Life

   Discord's latest prank leaves Cadance a bit beady eyed. Literally. A Hearth's Warming Eve Special presented partially in rhyme

   • Discord
   • Cadance

   Super Trampoline · 1.2k words · 424 views

   Extremely unread niche Christmas story that I never finished? Naaaaaaaa 0/10

6. EHello Ponies!

   • MLP: FiM
   • Dark
   • Comedy
   • Horror
   • Random

   Greetings, ponies! I am the mighty Zalgo, and I ooze from across the void to bring you an important message!

   • Twilight
   • Pinkie
   • OC

   Super Trampoline · 1k words  ·  56  4 · 1.8k views

   oh hey, the rare comedic horror story. I like this one, and if I print it, I can do the Z̩͚̝̬̃̄̿̀͌ͧ͋ͮa̡̳͔̩̔́ͬ͜͡l̢̞̯͍̭̠̫̥ͫ̏̇͋ͤ̐ͥ͊̚͡͡g̛̯̮͉̼̹̩̾̾͛̿̚o̢̟̯̫ͤ͒̐ͫ̈́ͮ̍ text to my hearts content, and nopony can stop me. 8/10

7. EA Really Stupid Story, Because Sometimes You Feel Like Writing A Really Stupid Story, You Know?

   • MLP: FiM
   • Adventure
   • Random

   Vinyl Scratch goes on a quest to the human world to bring back Wubs. She also meets Mrs. Peachbottom

   • Human
   • DJ P0N-3
   • Octavia
   • Other

   Super Trampoline · 1.2k words  ·  11  5 · 408 views

   My first true shitfic? But is this noteable beyond that? No, not really. 4/10

8. TCelestia Has a Questionable Infatuation With Her Niece's Coltfriend, Who's Also Her Apprentice's Brother, Not to Mention Captain of the Royal Guard

   • MLP: FiM
   • Comedy
   • Random

   Celestia has taken a liking to Shining Armor. Luna has to convince her of why this is bad, and that she should look elsewhere. And why is Big Mac so laconic anyway?

   • Celestia
   • Luna
   • Big Mac
   • Cadance

   Super Trampoline · 1k words  ·  45  7 · 1.6k views

   This could have been great, but the zeitgeist of the earlier stories had passed. Also, I never finished it, and don't forsee that happening in the next month. 2/10

9. EI Trotted Not the Trail You Trod, Yet Still Bid Thee Farewell: An Inadequate Tribute to Sir Terry Pratchett.

   • MLP: FiM
   • Sad
   • Slice of Life

   When one is the unofficial "Princess of Books", one must pay her respects in the public eye, today towards Sir Penatia Trotsworth. This is a blessing and a curse.

   • Twilight
   • OC

   Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  23  22 · 512 views

   This story did noooooot go over well. Probably might have been better had I actually read some Terry Pratchett first. 0/10

10. EFluttershy is best pony

    • MLP: FiM
    • Comedy
    • Random
    • Slice of Life

    After a mysterious headline adorns the top of the Ponyville Foal Free Press, we take to the streets to ask citizens if it's true: is Fluttershy Best Pony?

    • Fluttershy
    • Main 6
    • CMCs

    Super Trampoline · 533 words  ·  128  10 · 3k views

    Oh hey, one of my better comedies! Not much else to say, beyond that I'm definitely including this one!

11. E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

    • MLP: FiM
    • MLP Gen 5
    • Romance
    • Comedy
    • Random

    My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

    • Crossover
    • OC
    • Other
    • Main 6
    • Starlight Glimmer
    • Self Insert

    Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,679 · 8.8k views

    EX DEE I GOTTA include this one! I should also update it and get some more of the chapters up. 10/10

12. ESubstitute Leacher

    • MLP: FiM
    • Comedy
    • Random
    • Slice of Life

    How'd that Changeling end up at the wedding anyway? Read on for his tale of woe and inconvenience at the hooves of a lazy and paranoid Queen Chrysalis.

    • Chrysalis
    • Changelings

    Super Trampoline · 1.4k words  ·  87  8 · 1.9k views

    This one would have been a bigger hit had it not failed moderation the first time. Anyway, I thought it wasn't bad. 9/10.

And that's the fifth batch. What do you think of them, readers? Seriously, feedback is appreciated!

Comments

[PresentPerfect]

Someone tried to stop you from using Zalgo text? The fiends.

[Super Trampoline]

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• H͉̭̭͈͗̔́̇ͨ̽͋̐͘e̴͈̖͈̲͎͓̹̩̓̈́͒͛̀͂͘l̼̣̻͈͙̠͍̜̄͑ͦ́́ͅl͖̎̾̚o̼͓̤̳͚̙̖̫ͣ͛̀̏̎̎ͭ̂̕͞͡,͕͔͎̯͕̒̇ ̟̻͚̙̀̎͒̌͛ͦ̀̚͜P̃̒̔̓҉̩̣̪̀́o͍̜̖̱̟̿ͦ̅͌̏̽ͨn̞̩͉̱͓̘̥̗͙̍͠ĭͤ̉͊̔͏̦̯̭͓͇̖e̢͇͖̜̥̰͎̫ͧ̇̿́ͥ͒̀̎͘͠s̱̦͎͍̃ͯ͘͜!̺̖͍͚͈̙̣̀͊̈ͨ has failed moderation

Dec 24th, 2014

Meeester

Dear Super Trampoline,

Your story H͉̭̭͈͗̔́̇ͨ̽͋̐͘e̴͈̖͈̲͎͓̹̩̓̈́͒͛̀͂͘l̼̣̻͈͙̠͍̜̄͑ͦ́́ͅl͖̎̾̚o̼͓̤̳͚̙̖̫ͣ͛̀̏̎̎ͭ̂̕͞͡,͕͔͎̯͕̒̇ ̟̻͚̙̀̎͒̌͛ͦ̀̚͜P̃̒̔̓҉̩̣̪̀́o͍̜̖̱̟̿ͦ̅͌̏̽ͨn̞̩͉̱͓̘̥̗͙̍͠ĭͤ̉͊̔͏̦̯̭͓͇̖e̢͇͖̜̥̰͎̫ͧ̇̿́ͥ͒̀̎͘͠s̱̦͎͍̃ͯ͘͜!̺̖͍͚͈̙̣̀͊̈ͨ has failed moderation on FimFiction for the following reason: The same way stories with poor formatting are failed for readability, so will zalgo text.

Please make the required changes and resubmit.

Please check the FAQ for additional information and rules, or feel free to reply to this PM if you're unsure of anything.

Dec 24th, 2014

Super Trampoline

I added a normal text version and toned down the title considerably. I hope that works.

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• H̘e̳̜̖͍̞l͖̗̗l͎̝̬̖̯̝o̘̲̼̝̣͇̠ ̤̻̰̱̜̯P̜̹̲o̜͕̪͍̦͔n͙i͖ͅe̖͕̠̺̳s!̘ has failed moderation

Dec 24th, 2014

Shadowflash

Dear Super Trampoline,

Your story H̘e̳̜̖͍̞l͖̗̗l͎̝̬̖̯̝o̘̲̼̝̣͇̠ ̤̻̰̱̜̯P̜̹̲o̜͕̪͍̦͔n͙i͖ͅe̖͕̠̺̳s!̘ has failed moderation on FimFiction for the following reason: You have not made the required changes since this story was previously failed. This is your first warning of three. If you continue to resubmit this story without making the requested changes, you will risk having your story removed without further notice.

Did you not read the PM from the previous approver? Please do not use zalgo text. It has never been allowed on the site. Readability issues.

Please make the required changes and resubmit.

Please check the FAQ for additional information and rules, or feel free to reply to this PM if you're unsure of anything.

Dec 24th, 2014

Super Trampoline

Can I keep the title as is if I move all the rest of the formatting to a separate Google Docs?

Dec 25th, 2014

Shadowflash

No. Again, it's a readability issue.

[PresentPerfect]

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