Get Aragón to Bronycon: This All Started With a Joke (About Me Sucking Dick) · 10:38pm Jul 1st, 2018
And that's the thing, right?
Honestly, I have no fucking idea what to say here. I am notoriously bad at asking for money, and this is a lot of money. The fact that people are willing to actually go and donate has been kind of -- I've said the word 'humbling' a lot these last 24 hours, so let's go with "fucking awesome" instead because it has a bit more pizazz to it.
So. I guess this is a thing! It started as a joke, and I thought it was just an opportunity to talk about how many sexual acts I could perform in exchange of money. But then Majin and Estee went and made this a whole thing.
Would I love to go to Bronycon? Yes. Absolutely. How is that even a question? I'd probably go and talk anybody whose name I recognize to death, and then I'd get beaten up with a baseball bat so I could stop haunting the fucking place with my presence. Sounds like a weekend to me, really.
I'm gonna be real: I would have never even thought about blogging about this if so many people hadn't been gut-wrenchingly supportive. Even if I don't make a single 'nother dollar, that alone was enough to melt my lil' hispanic heart. If I'm doing this is not just because I wanna go to Bronycon and absolutely ruin the day of anybody whose name I recognize -- I'm doing this for them.
Also so I can meet Crystal Wishes and fight crime together or something I dunno. She said she was gonna gift me a lot of raspberries if we ever met IRL. A lot of people joined that sentiment. Half the fun of getting me there is torturing me, apparently.
So. Fuck it. You wanna see me in Bronycon? Here's the link so you can donate. It's a long road. I don't know if we can make it. But I've seen weirder shit happen in this website, and -- if anything -- the least I can do for the weirdos who went and threw money at this is to give it an honest try. If we don't make it, you'll all (obviously) get your money back. If I make it?
Well, I guess that'll be a weekend for the ages. And then a blog that, knowing me, will start stupid, and then will get weird.
Cheers, guys. This has been the best graduation gift ever. No matter how much shit I make you all go through (HEY REMEMBER THE BLOG ABOUT MY NEIGHBOR MASTURBATING A DOG), this website keeps honestly surprising with how amazing it can be.
So. Lessee if we can make that miracle happen.
(SERIOUSLY THO DO YOU REMEMBER IT. DO YOU REMEMBER MY NEIGHBOR JACKING OFF HIS DOG UNDER MY WINDOW. THE DUDE HAD HIS THUMB UP THE DOG'S ASS. THAT WAS SO FUCKING WEIRD.)
Expect the unexpected from me.
Make that $400. Hope to see you there.
I would love to see his reaction when he sees that one donation of 600$ that happened half an hour ago
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I was in the chat room when he saw it. I'll quote it for you.
Unedited.
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Someone should install a hidden cam in his room just for these situations (and turn it off in any other, for his privacy and our sanity)
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I'm not sure I trust that one. He hasn't donated to anything else, and the only place I can find that name associated with MLP is the DeviantArt profile of a 13-year-old. Credit cards and angry parents and such. I'm a pessimist though, so…
I'm blaming the alcohol I haven't actually consumed yet.
Yeah but are you gonna suck my dick though.
It seems that Andrew Weber has donated $600...
Better watch your back babe.
Good luck!! Biggest wishes. <<<3
I love it when a bunch of authors gather in a Discord. Never fails to amuse me what comes out of there!
Good luck reaching your goal! I'mma toss my hat in the ring as well!
Edit: As soon as gofundme can send me a password reset email -_-
Editedit: Done and done!
I won't be able to make it :( so I hope you get to go! I'll life vicariously thru Aragon... (yikes, scary thought)
I’m still fighting to go myself, which is sad since it’s less than a three hour drive for me.
Hope we both make it there!
It's now at 1200$. Holy shit.
Aragon is going to Bronycon apparently!
Now i just need to find the money to go too.
I can't go, so I'm throwing my hat in for ya. If and when you get there, I'm gonna be waiting on the edge of my seat for the blogs that will surely spring forth.
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He's (Or She's! Not judging!) getting the Japanese schoolgirl...
You have some pretty great friends.
I should donate to make sure that Ara makes it to Baltimore, if only to ensure he doesn't come to the con I'm going to. I am simultaneously threatened and galvanized by his raw masculinity and worry that I wouldn't be able to control myself in his presence.
If I read that right... I'll take three geisha handshakes... either way, this is too amazing not to be a part of.
Gah, I am not planning on going, but this is making me severely tempted...
Better look at airline tickets now, boy. And you could probably bum off some people there at BC...