The future of ROB... · 11:55pm Apr 15th, 2018
... and why I'm probably going to die.
SO, new Whittler update, only took me another eleven months to get that done. Sorry about that, need to do better. That being said, we've got one more chapter (hopefully) until the half way marker, along with a small intermission chapter inbetween including some actual story plot and junk! Woo, wouldn't that be fun? As much as I love slice of life things (ask Admiral Biscuit, we discuss these things every week at the bar) it will be fun and neat to actually get to some story driven chapters. Super excited about that.
Anyway, now to some of the... other news lets go with.
While not entirely a secret, I've not really made it publicly known either, but I figured it was about time to go ahead and "link" my other account, strictly for the... more risque stories of the adult variety. The Mad Clopper. While there isn't much there, I realized that "hiding" my mature themed words with an alternate account was kind of silly, but I did want to do something so people who wanted nothing to do with porn could ignore it easier. So instead of moving my stories to this account, I'll just keep up the alternate, and see what happens. The latest story, "The Difference Between Scratches and Scars" did fairly well, and I eagerly expect to update it better than I have been with The Whittler.
Other bit of news. I'm gonna be opening commissions.
That's right folks, your dear Grunkle ROB is gonna start offering his services to write technicolored horse words. But why, this late into the game? Simple: Work is slow, and I don't have many other options right now, plus I had some medical issues that I'm paying for still, and I'd like to not live on a hundred dollars a month for food and gas (that's after my bills are taken care of for the month). I will be putting out a blog post in the next couple days with the actual details on how it will work, but as of now I will be accepting only one commission at a time, so when the blog post comes up you'll know what to do.
So that's about it. I hope some of you find happiness in The Whittler update, fun in the fact that I write clop, and excitement that starting very soon you can pay me to write a story for you (except any MLD sequels. Seriously, anything remotely about MLD commission requests will be ignored.)
Well I'm Happy Your Back, You Have Great Stories To Tell
Glad to see you're still alive and bravo on opening up about your alt n_n It's good to keep stuff separate, but it's worth acknowledging both sides.
...okay I have to ask, whats MLD?
Could you write My Little Vore
This is, honestly, very much appreciated. I don't particularly care for clop (cartoon horses. wtf.) but don't mind people pointing to where it can be found (each to their own, yo!).
Please don't
I'm seriously gonna start calling you Grunkle ROB now
Excellent! I hope to see you at Everfree or BronyCon.
And now, before bed, following your alt account. :p
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Hey RK
We all knew you were a mad clopper to begin with. The alt isn't a surprise.
I thought you were actually gonna die!
Please don't! </3
Stay safe and be healthy. :3
Ah dang no MLD? What I gave you a million dollars? ;)
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Pretty sure it is My Little Dashie; a rather trite and overrated story from the fandom's early days.
4841102
The fact that you don’t know what MLD is despite following the creator is humorous XD. It’s My Little Dashie. Written way back in 2011. The most viewed story on the sight by a long shot. He doesn’t wanna do anything related to it because he want some other people to imagine and write about what might happen next with it. Either that or he’s just being a pleb ;)
Can I pay you to finish writing my drivel?
Cuz I'm tempted.
4841136
Oh... that explains a lot.
4841137
Eh, maybe the former.
*puffs out chest
Psh, I shamelessly post stories and smut alike on this account! Embrace it! I mean, it’s all fantasy. Sometimes a sexy story can be just as fun as an interesting one...as long as it’s well-written. I’ve seen some pretty bad ones.
Ps- whittler was great, I cheered when I saw it...needed a boost since all these pc issues...
If I gave you 60,000 rubles, would you write a sequel to my little dashie but really shit to troll everyone?
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That's actually an option I've had in mind, depending on how the commissions go. I was thinking about offering a "finish your fic" deal, because we see lots of people who start them and then just... go away. Would be neat if some of those dead authors would go "Yeah, you can finish it."
New whittler! Woo! Believe it or not, I was gonna message you in a few weeks and ask you about it - just barely missed it. Also, you had me going there with that dying bit. Thought you were serious for a split sec.
Don't die, you shitter. >:V
Would you be interested in writing “My Little Mashie”, about a young plate of abandoned mashed potatoes left on Rainbow Dash’s doorstep?
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... so... My Little Dashie then?
4841137
Because it's shit and he knows it.
For us mortals, it isn't a probability; it's a certainty.
"Death; inevitable, yet unexpected."
Kindly dont die until after BronyCon