My Nipples Maturity · 8:05pm Nov 7th, 2017
I've noticed the surprising popularity of my Nipples recently. I've tried to stay silent, but I've reached a point where my Nipples' popularity requires me to talk about my Nipples in public.
She said 'Nipples'.
When I put my Nipples up on Fimfiction I didn't expect to see my Nipples on the front page. But here we are: my Nipples currently resting on top of several other popular stories.
The moderators were concerned about children seeing my Nipples, and I can understand why they would want my Nipples covered by a T rating. Still, I think ponies are being awfully sensitive about my Nipples. My Nipples may not be mature, but that doesn't mean I'm being immature about my Nipples. 
That said, I want all of my followers to know that my Nipples' sensitivity is a subject I approach with great seriousness and respect. It is clearly important to me that children be allowed to see my Nipples. I don't think there's anything wrong with my Nipples, but we live in a society that necessitates great scrutiny and close examination of my Nipples, even though the size of the Nipples in question is very small.
So I guess I'm okay with my Nipples reaching a narrower audience, as long as everypony at least has the chance to see my Nipples in person. Thanks for supporting my Nipples, everypony. 
And in conclusion, Nipples Nipples Nipples. Nipples. 
I am five and sorry for this thing 
I giggled. 10/10
Classy as f
ck to the last Trix n_n
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10/10 made me chortle
I managed to stay calm until that last nipple.
You made me giggle weirdly on a public bus full of Salvadoran women.
Lol. I have yet to read the story, but this for sure made me smile.
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Oddly enough, it's not a comedy.
#nipplegate
I really enjoyed your Nipples, please keep the good stuff coming
(We Bronies were never known for our maturity
)
Your Nipples really are quite interesting. I mean really your Nipples really aren't quite like anything else since they're your Nipples. Also your story was pretty good to.
This was great.
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I'd show off my Nipples more, but since they're capping D-cup tits the mods might have a more persuasive argument against that one.
You just write this to have an excuse to type "My nipples" Don't you?
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Eh. That's what Gmail is for.
This was beautiful
Well that was amazing. 11/10
no
4719691 You say that like it's a bad thing.
Somehow seems relevant
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Absolutely not, I wish I had that idea. Maybe I will write a story name "My Johnson"
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I actually didn't.
That said, I'm not going to look a gift pony in the nipples.
I'm not sure it's your Nipples' maturity that's in question here... ;)
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My Nipples: still hot, after all this time.
BY CELESTIA'S FUZZY NIPPLES... that's a lotta nipples.
Also, u wood.
Yeah, it is totally unfair of them to make a story about nipples rated T. It's not like children don't see them all the time in swimming lessons.
Come to think of it, you should double down on it some more.
Write about circumcision next and rate it E, too. Please? It's for science
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and P.M.
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4720213 How ?
I don’t see a problem. I like my nipples too and think everyone should be allowed to see it.
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Hmm. I have experience owning both breasts and a circumcised cock, and they say write what you know...