Man · 5:13pm Sep 12th, 2015
Sometimes doing the story queue is like being put in the Machine of Unpeakable Doom from Rick and Morty. It swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp.
Also every ten seconds it stabs your balls.
I'll stab your balls.
I'm just going to say that I do not envy your pain... I don't even want to try imagining it.
How many diaper fetish fics were in there this time?
Let me guess:
Clopfics
Diaper fetish fics
Grimdark fics
Displaced fics
and about three good fics?
How many five nights crossovers?
Suck it up!
Or, y'know, give them to Meeester.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Rick and Morty is fucking awesome.
It kills your soul.
You are the heroes that fimfic deserves.
If the, er... gems that I've seen snippets posted from in various chats are any indication, I can imagine just how painful an experience that is. You poor fool.
3387162 Wait, what? How many of those things can there possibly be? They aren't that popular, are they?
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I've heard stories, man.
3387356 Okay then. I'll take your word for it.
3387345 You'd be surprised, there are tons of fics on diapers, I can't determine how many but they are very popular to the people that like it.
3387387 Huh, I never realised. It's good to know if I ever decide to write one of my own, I guess.
That kinda sounds like fun, actually. But, it's probably like drugs... enjoyment depends entirely on dosage.
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Welp, there goes our glorious future of being ruled by the Obs Dynasty.
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They are D I S G U S T I N G
3387669 That's uncalled for and a dick move.
3387669 Hey, that's a bit uncalled for. Glass houses and all that.
I'm sorry, I guess?
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I'm not even sure if I should feel offended or not...
Well, regardless, this is the internet. Hang in there, Obs; we love you here.
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I'm guessing Sweetie Belle Has EHIS is the culprit.
3387934 What's EHIS?
3387726 No he is right diapers are nasty. I mean given I use to change my nephews when I baby sat trust me they are disgusting usuely filled with shit and just unpleasant.
3388147 Well it truly matters how far into it a person is, not going to bother explaining it but I will say not everyone is a fan of the messing bit, like me I hate the messing parts, I rather they don't explane that stuff.
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I'm not sure, but I'm guessing the "H" is for "Heat".
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I go to the comments and see people arguing about diapers. I understand that people have fetishes, but so many people seem to get offend over someone not liking diapers. And somehow the people with fetishes are winning the argument. Should I have a fetish of watching ponies wear bibs and drinking from sippy cups? Should I like watching grown ponies cry like babies and eat small plates with gross food that you'd never eat as an adult? ShouldbloodandgorebeanEquestrianvirusthathasnocure,andeverytimeyouhavetotakeanumbertwo,itcomesoutfromtherump? Should diapers be needed than?
The answer is:
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3390476 I thank we can just agree every fetish is bad, but no one should judge you for what you like, unless its illegal then that's something to worry about.
3390476 Hey, man. Don't be jumping to conclusions. I don't have that particular kink, I'm just responding appropriately to kink shaming. That's all.
Chill your beans.
Also, Obs, sorry for kinda ruining your blog post with this stuff. I didn't realize that being curious about popular fics would turn into... whatever that was. My bad. I'm sure that working the story submission mill can suck at times. You have my sympathy.
But hey, it must be good at other times, right? I mean, you get to read great stories before anybody else does.
You know, how do you even go about becoming a story approver? Is there some kind of initiation program I can go through, or do I have to sacrifice a goat or something? The instructions are dreadfully unclear.
3390828 I was joking.
3390870 Oh. Really? Huh. Well... so was I! Yeah! Didn't see that coming, did you? No, you didn't.
It was all just an elaborate ruse. Haha...