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WAT · 2:23am Mar 10th, 2015

Seriously... what?

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This is really old, brah. :rainbowwild:

2863957 I know it is. I still think it's funny though. :twilightblush:

Seems legit...

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Wow, this is so old, I remember reading this in the newspaper.

Oh wait...

*crying intensifies*

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That feeling when Twilight's leading the MLP Porn charts.

He never got his request.

brain.exe has stopped working.

wat.exe not found.

Rebooting.





What the absolute fuck. And people wonder why the brony community is looked down on. Hell, I'll openly admit I'm not a brony (I enjoy the show but don't self identify with it) but that is just fucking insane.

2863970 Heh, slowpoke doesn't fit in this situation. Is there some pokemon that keeps repeating things over and over? :P

Someone be trolling...though it wouldn't be any weirder than someone legally marrying their virtual girlfriend on their DS, complete with ceremony and wedding vows.

No part of that sentence was made up.

I think we found Flash Sentry's real world internet alt. ;)

You know... Shit like this makes me question my own interest in the fandom and mlp franchise... :applejackunsure:

You see, I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle

Yeah, he and about eleven million other people.

This person is almost as crazy as the Feminazis and Social Justice Warriors.

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If it wasn't for people "marrying" fictional characters, they'd be stalking actors/actresses. It isn't the fandom's fault; some people are just wired that way. :rainbowderp:

I'm a mod on derpibooru, and... This isn't even a major part of this person's crazy. Trust me.

2864084 ya but the problem is that people like that is what give the fandom a bad name. its stuff like this that people find and cling to when they don't like something just to try and use it against that group and not to mention most people can never look past the bad and/or weird to see the good.

on a side note... wat the actual buck:rainbowderp:

...

-Sanity is overrated

Hey, this person is aloud to love whoever (or whatever) they want... Even if it's my Waifu.

Reread it with this and you'll like it even more.
It's like poetry!

2864084 I suppose you're right... It's no more creepy than people stalking actors because of a role they play on a tv show, and much less harmful because he can't actually hurt that plushy. Now if he starts hurting other people because they like Twilight... :unsuresweetie:

Does he have a tumor in his brain? Must be crushing the part that makes logic and reasoning function. The reality part must be damaged too..Commence lobotomy.

wat:rainbowhuh:.....I think it's time for me to go to bed.:twilightoops::rainbowderp:

2863974 I'm pretty sure all of them say the same thing over and over again.

2864295 Exactly. Hence the ":P"

Lol, my friend actually told me about this guy last summer :rainbowlaugh:

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That would be reddit.

2864341 I was thinking tumblr with all those people reblogging things over and over.

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Thank you for the suggestion. This music really helped to enhance the experience of reading this magical letter.

Whelp...someone wrote that.

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Was there any reason to dredge this up again?

I have also noticed that many people are being rather rude. I won't mention names, you know who you are, but if you don't like it then don't be an ass and comment rudely.

Comment posted by nioniosbbbb deleted Mar 10th, 2015

And I thought the guy marrying his own pillow in Japan was bad enough...

An entire psychiatrist convention would have a field day with that writer.

Let us hope his fixation doesn't shift to girls who dye their hair and wear color contacts to look like human Twi.

...At least it's well written?

Seriously though, he's not hurting anybody. Most of these comments are "wtf wats rong wit dis sicko", which seems like a bit of an over-reaction. Sure, it's odd, but we all forget surprisingly often:

We write fanfiction based on a show written for little girls, designed to sell toys.

It might be well-written, it might have compelling characters, but that is, at it's core, what it is.

I've seen some freaky sh*t in the fandom, matter of fact I've written some myself, but that doesn't give me any license to point and laugh. Sure, he might not exactly be right in the head, but he put a lot of time into this. Give him some credit for that, at least.

Little did people know this was meant to double or triple the amount of twilight porn out there...

Honestly I'm not sure about that, but I could see people making more just to spite the person. You can't stop an artist from somewhere in the world from drawing porn for money/friends.

I respect the guys choice (because he won't be reproducing) but really he's a
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Well written, mostly grammatically correct and would be perfect for a best friends like the same girl situation but this isnt that, this is about a cartoon horse who has wings and a horn.

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Well... that's something...:rainbowderp:
Uh... so... good luck with marrying Twilight I guess?:rainbowhuh:

...Regardless I hope I never stop seeing Sparklebutt porn. She's one of my favorites!:twilightsmile:

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dont forget a guy marrying an anime virtual character was worst

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Seriously though, people like this are just kinda sad and creepy, but mostly harmless. I'll give this Twilight focused man this much though; that's quite a well-written bit of creepiness.

Reminds me a bit about Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, the girl that married the Berlin Wall. Aside from that weird sexual/romantic fixation, they're... well, not to sound insulting, but almost normal.

okay what?...this is worst than guy marrying anime virtual character in japan...

okay what the heck i just read? serisouly? this guy need help like whatever happen to him anyway

but seriously....his twilight is his fiance?..fiance!?
good god, well people do that because heck they can do pretty much they want on their imagination
theres no limit to their imagination.

but this guy is too much...serisouly..

I remember this from a while ago.

It was strange then and it's still strange now.

But... but... I was going to marry her. I didn't buy this suit for nothing. I guess I can marry AJ instead. :trollestia:

Either this guy is one of those fans, or he is really good at trolling. :unsuresweetie:

I remember this one. The most hilarious part is this line:

Twiley is a sweet and fairly vanilla little mare who I treat with the utmost love and respect, and she definitely does not deserve to be portrayed as some kind of sexual slave who likes being dressed up in sleazy attire, wearing a collar, getting sodomized, and having her face ejaculated on.

Reason being that after reading this, an artist (RatOfDrawn, in case you're wondering) specifically drew a picture of Twilight in those exact circumstances and laid it over the wall of text. ^_^

Some people speculate that the guy who wrote this wall of text did so because he knew that artists would see that line and be compelled to draw pictures based on it. Sort of like an art request delivered via reverse psychology.

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Leading the MLP porn charts? Nah, she's leading the porn charts period. As in, out of all the characters in all of fiction, Twilight Sparkle is the one with the most Rule 34 art. I'm not joking.

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