A Fun Little Blog · 1:38am Oct 6th, 2014
It's always fun when I see new people reading my stories, especially when they comment and I can track their progress through each chapter. However, that means that past issues sometimes are brought back up.
This time, however, it was a challenge someone sent me via private message after appearently reading Chapter 36 of Your Human and You.
A five-pound cheeseburger? Really? Pics, or it didn't happen.
Well, my doubting little friend, here's your proof!
How the hell are you suppose to eat that?!
On your marks! Get set! GO!!!"
30 minutes later and I'm only half-way there... half-way there... half-way there!
There's your proof!
Now for some news about the story. The next chapter WILL be delayed, however it won't be a long delay. I should (hopefully) have it out sometime this upcoming weekend.
Cheers!
Dat burger though xD
That tiny thing..
... I SEEN BIGGER
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Hate burgers like that. If you have to use a fork and knife it stop being fun to enjoy and instead becomes a chore.
What else can be said....OP delivered
Pro tip: Ignore the fries, they will only inhibit your stomach's burger threshold.
See, you do stuff like this... and I can't help but wonder why you are the skinniest guy in our group of friends.
Was the meat any good? Bread seems alright, but sometimes places skimp a bit with the quality of meats in orders like this.
I'm asking because I'm fat and this blog made me hungry.
That pic made me sick to my stomach just looking at that.
You should be banned, Max! You made me internet ill! I'm going to complain to the mods!(Not serious.)
Hey you look just like my brother! Also, for Your Human and You can you do what if chapters where MAx ruts Mrs. Cake and Applejack?
Dude you look like a mad man about to swallow that monster whole. Here in the land of the kangaroos we know our limits.... :|
Seeing those pictures my thoughts were not "how the hell is he going to eat that", but "where can I get that awesome shirt?" didja win anything for eating that?
2510182 I have too. They had a ten-pound one as well.
2510189 What can I say? I'm a hungry guy.
2510191 The meat was a little dry, but then again I did ask for it well done, forgetting that bigger meat patty meant it had to cook longer to get to that point.
2510193 OH NOES! NOT THE MODS!!!
Bonus points for the extra onions.
In a related burger story, I've had a burger whose patty was the size of a pie pan; finish it and get your picture on the wall; the more burgers you finish, the larger the picture. One guy ate 5, and his picture is the size of a door.
It weighs a little over a pound, post-cooking, and took me less than 10 minutes to eat.
The place in question by the way is Bubs Burgers and Fries, in Carmel, Indiana.
Don't know about a cheeseburger but give me a 5 Pound medium-rare steak and I'd be able to finish that quick enough. If you saw what I looked like you probably wouldn't believe me, I look like a twig, no matter how much I eat(I think it's called high/fast metabolism), yet I can (And have) out-eat a Linebacker.
2510204
Yes.
I'm sure Eldorado's on his way to ban you right now.
(Again, not serious.)
What, are you afraid of flavor? Nothing wrong with a little blood in your food as long as it isn't the cook's and/or the waiter's.
2510196 Possibly. If enough people want it.
2510202 The shirt, I got at a F.Y.E store. As for winning something, if you finished the burger in under an hour, you got the chance to purchase a special t-shirt. Finish the ten-pound one by yourself, you got your name up on the wall and a free t-shirt.
2510197 'Merica knows no limits!
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Is that... is that Madmaxtheblack in the person?
No, of course not, Octavia Harmony. It's a picture.
2510204
Sorry to say... BIGGER THAN THAT!!! EAT AT MALLIES!!
HOME OF THE LARGEST BURGER
2510226
Um... pardon me. I have plane tickets to purchase.
...that's a big burger.
It's no Sunnyvale, though. (which is the best burger I've ever tasted: Kobe beef, melted Velveeta, peppered Applewood-smoked bacon, a fried egg, and peanut butter. It's 1 1/2 lbs. of heaven.
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2510225 Aye, but it's a good looking picture.
That is a mighty-fine burger there!
Anyway, i'm just waiting, patiently
, for the next chapter. Not to sound pissed or anything. 
2510246
Dammit, I'm now hungry...for a giant cheeseburger.
Is that a mod pic? Wat?
Max, you look gooooooooooooooooodddddddd. *cough I totally don't have the slightest bit of a man crush*cough*
My word, but that is a large burger. But was it good? That's the real question. Digging the shirt, by the way.
2510196 I sure hope to god you mean Mrs. Cake
If I find the name of the restaurant where I went to a decade back with the best side of fries... I will let you know....but let me ask this, small medium or large?
2510302
Yes I mean Mrs. Cake. sry
2510223 sry I was trying to say Mrs. instead of Mr.
2510311 LARGE!
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2510340
Two bikers made that mistake when I was there.
Their table was covered in fries.
Welcome to Aroostook County, Maine. We have potatoes
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Eating that thing with a fork and knife? Pssh, I probably wouldn't need them if I could crush the bun enough...
Though, 5 pounds of meat and bun man, I can see why you are and how it's taken you a half-hour heheh.
Where I grew up we had a similar challenge. A local and very, very, very popular pizza joint had a 3 or 4 feet wide pizza challenge with regular crust, ultimate toppings, so it had mushrooms, peppers, olives, and a that good stuff. If you and a friend could eat it in an hour, not only was the pizza free, but you would get a nice stack of coupons for free family sized pizzas, but the thing was, if you lost, you were set back by 65 dollars. Only like a couple dozen people had ever completed it and they had it going for almost 15 years. The unfortunate thing was you had to fucking chow to finish the pizza, and the joints pizza is literally the best pizza I've ever had, anywhere in the US, so there was no possible way to enjoy it. The pizza was that good, so good that you felt guilty for eating it so quickly, not eating a metric shit ton of it.
Is that!? Is that you in the picture?
b-but you look like a normal guy!
You were supposed to have lazer eyes and cyborg parts!
It wasn't supposed to be this way Max!
Everything I know is a lie!!!!
but that T-shirt is sweet!
2510340 Great. Now I have to go to Halo Burger tomorrow and order their supreme!
>Knife and fork
You fucking casual.
Anyway, since you're in Michigan from what I recall in other random talks we've had, have you heard of Tony's?
Well, let's just say they put that little thing to shame.
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There's lettuce and tomato somewhere on this fucking behemoth, but it's all screaming out the same words...
"Eat me, bitch."
2510189
He must be some sort of wizard.
You pussy that is a snack nothing more.
that looks so good, at least we finally got to see what you look like. hey nice shirt, where did you get it?
2510660 did you get that from manly?
2510720
No.
I got that from my brain.
2510735 oakie dokie, it was some obscure youtuber in case you didnt know
Holy
Did you finish that thing?
In before next chapter is delayed from throwing up (or expelling it in another way ...) that burger
I still say if you cannot pick it up in your hands and eat it, then it does not count as a real hamburger. Having to use untensils to eat it ruins the idea of a hamburger.
2510638 putting a bun on top does not make it a burger...you need a bun below as well