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JasonTheHuman


I type stories using my hands

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  • 520 weeks
    TrotCon, Moonlight, and how to write professional speedfics

    First off, I wanted to thank everyone who read and commented on Moonlight. It's definitely my favorite story I've written yet, and it was great to see it get such a positive reception. As far as a sequel goes, I have no plans at the moment, but I might revisit it later for a short story or oneshot. The dream setting opens up a lot of possibilities, and that made it a really fun story to

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  • 565 weeks
    I will never sleep

    Looks like I'm starting another fairly long multi-part story against my better judgement. I know exactly what I'm getting myself into. I will probably regret this in a few months.

    Anyway, it's based on an idea I've been working on for a few months. I'll try to post chapters on a fairly regular schedule, unless life gets in the way.

    Stay tuned for terrible things happening to Scootaloo.

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    8 comments · 1,954 views
  • 574 weeks
    TrotCon!

    I'm going to be at Trotcon in Columbus, OH this weekend. I'll be doing two panels, "Fanfiction Discussion Panel" and "How and How Not to Write Great Fanfiction," from 5:30-8:30 PM on Saturday, June 15, along with milesprower06, ROBcakeran53, and

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    15 comments · 1,191 views
  • 594 weeks
    Weekly Writer's Workshop

    I'll be doing an interview at 3 PM (EST) today on the Weekly Writer's Workshop with Golden Vision. We'll be talking about that one story I wrote that a lot of people read, as well as tips for aspiring writers. It's the perfect thing to listen to if you're trying to write a story, but don't want to actually work on it, so you're

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  • 599 weeks
    A Cutie Mark Crusaders Christmas!!

    I guess that "A Cutie Mark Crusaders Hearth's Warming Eve" would be more accurate, but it doesn't have the catchy alliteration.

    I just finished a new story and submitted it, so it should be up on the site pretty soon!

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Mar
13th
2012

REGDFHISUJKLCHUAISJKLE · 12:10am Mar 13th, 2012

IUHREAFJKLSGKHFAEWUHIGRFEAU???????

Seriously, though. This is a real thing.

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Comments ( 45 )

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Y3S
FUCKING HELL Y3S

Hasbro are a bunch of fucking sirs.

30713
"Stays up late"
YOU DONT SAY

OH MY BACON THESE ARE FRIGGIN' AWESOME.

where are you getting these?!

Okay, so I see the post on EqD and I say to myself 'Jason's gonna flip out about this', and what do you know? I was right.

30713 This is one of those times where you just have to say, "Hmm, Princess of the Night, and she stays up late... NO S*** HASBRO!" Reminds me of of a US college-level textbook that a friend showed me that said, "Non-emergency cannibalism is controversial." :facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof: Who comes up with those lines anyway?

30728 HOLY FUCK
ITS SO AMAZING
I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF IT

:rainbowlaugh:Hasbro now nomineed for expert Brony-troll, right next to God and Trollesta

30728 :ajbemused::facehoof::facehoof: Okay, whoever comes up with these things need to either get a Psychological exam, or graduate the first grade before continuing the job (preferably getting that little sheet of paper that says, "You're smart...We think..." that you get from passing college). One of the two...

If it was up to me to write these cards, we'd get

LYRA HEARTSTRINGS
-wants to watch you take the lid off a jar of peanut butter
-now put it back on
-take it off, slower this time
-again

The only gripe I'd have with those toys are the images on the back. I wish Lyra's looked like she does in show.

It's...beautiful...

30733 Lol, you sir, are a master. Great work. :ajsmug:

I just might want to buy one of these now. :pinkiegasp:

Lyra is twi now?

30733

I think the Vinyl Scratch one is pretty boss. She's my wingman- er... woman... er... pony.

Oh my word! Where can I get these? I must know!!! :raritystarry:

Digging the toothpaste-color twilight there.

And hell fucking yes on the name!

Twira is now canon.

Even though the figures descriptions are a tad lame, the fact that we even get these now more than makes up for it in my book. :eeyup:

Lyra älskar att leka!
Princess Luna går och lägger sig sent!
Princess Celestia är en magisk ponny!
:heart::heart::heart:
(Swedish!)

30713 Shouldn't that be

Princess Luna: Is a palette swap of Celestia.

30827 You know what else burns the nose? put hydrogen peroxide on a surface that you know someone will do coke off of... Best way to hear screaming in a club, hands down.

Also atleast they got the name right Jason, take the small victories where you can find them

I had a feeling you'd be ecstatic with this news.

i.imgur.com/DDNXX.gif

Wow, Lyra Heartstrings, canon, and apparently she likes to play . . . play what? Play dead? Play with her friends? Play the lyre? Play Mass Effect? Why don't they ever explain these things?!

Lyra Heartstrings AND Trixie Lulamoon? Be still my heart!

30729
Don't forget Tara Strong. She's a pretty high-caliber troll, too.

31102
play...with your mind, if the copy editors have anything to say about it.

Lyra Heartstrings? Looks more like a re-colored Twilight.

31102 for what it say on the other, she loves to play, in the fashion of playing with friends.

for what i know of spanish if it was about about the lyre it would say ¨Le encanta tocar¨ insted of ¨Le encanta jugar¨, even the portuguese one say she loves to jump...

Did they really just recolour Twilight?

34333

They only have 7 molds total - 2 unicorn (Twilight, Rarity), 3 earth pony (Applejack, Pinkie, Big Mac), 1 pegasus (Rainbow), and 1 alicorn. Creating individual molds would be very expensive, and as far as Lyra goes it would be unnecessary - she'd basically still be Twilight with a more messy haircut.

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