If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

What's this? A girl who likes ponies?

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

An unassuming author whose writing comes slowly. Loves romance, humor, and Spike; dislikes darkness, despair, and character-bashing. If you come away from his stories smiling, he's done his job.