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What I'd like to see in season 5! · 3:34pm Jun 19th, 2014

It's going to be about a year of waiting (which is just bullsh*t if you want my opinion), and I dare say the rumour mill will be running long before we get any actual news of MLP-S5.
So I thought I'd just give a little run down of some of the things I'd like to see in season 5. We all know Hasbro will probably mess it up. It's not often that they give the fans what they want. Fair play to them though, the battle between Twilight and Tirek was awesome.

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Dammit Hasbro · 2:15pm Jun 16th, 2014

This is why we can't have nice things.

Why do they get to copyright the word Brony? they didn't invent it! We invented it, the fans. We should gang together and counter sue for the rights to the word!

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New Chapters Coming Soon. · 11:40pm Feb 19th, 2014

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

I've been lax of late, when I wasn't working I was indulging my laziness and wasting my days watching tv or playing Star Trek: Online. Sometimes both together.
But now I'm ready to get back on the horse, or pony as it were. I want to get back onto my writing.

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Thoughts on Bats! (episode) *Spoilers* · 2:58pm Dec 29th, 2013

I've been coming down had on episodes this season and it seems the majority of the fandom feels the same way.
But this episode was different. I actually liked it.

We had an interesting new animal, that actually looks frightening even though it only eats fruit.
In the past we've seen cute and cuddly bats:

and we've seen the strangely adorable fruit bats:

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Power Ponies - Impressions *Spoilers* (duh!) · 1:44pm Dec 22nd, 2013

Impressions. Not a review. I just want to write down things that occurred in my brain while watching.

I don't know what to think of the episode.
It was entertaining. A classic children's cartoon adventure.
Cool to see all those crazy super powers and all.

Flutterhulk was just hilarious to see.

We need more Flutterhulk.

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Flight to the Finish review *spoilers* (duh) · 1:36pm Dec 15th, 2013

First song of the season and it was great. Only the CMC could make a training montage that cute.
A really low blow on behalf of Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara. That is a new level of bad that they've sunk to. Is there no redeeming feature on those bullies?

Things I liked about the episode:
- A CMC episode, so cuteness galore.

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Daring Don't review *Spoilers* · 1:44pm Dec 8th, 2013

While the episode was going on my theories were varied.

When the bad guys turned up I thought that the author was acting out a scene with some actor friends. Acting out a scene is a great writers trick, allows you to bridge the gap between imagination and reality and lets you add details that make a scene better in the reading.
I was less convinced of this as the episode went on.

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Daring Do Author Revealed. *SPOILERS* · 7:26pm Dec 3rd, 2013

I'm sure almost everyone has already heard this news, but I'm tossing in my two bits.

So in the Next Episode of MLP: Fim we get to meet the author of Daring Do: A.K. Yearling

Summary from episode press release

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"Princess Twilight Sparkle" Review. · 11:22pm Nov 25th, 2013

A review for the new episode, bet no one's written one of those before :P

It should go without saying, spoilers are ahead

What's to say? Over the last few months as I waited for the new season the lack of ponies made my love for it fade slightly.
Well, now it's back, with a vengeance.

The newer, sharper and shinier animation is so amazing to look at, highlights and shadows just popping out at you.

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More shameless self promotion · 3:36pm Sep 27th, 2013

It's becoming a bad habit, but I am really proud of these two t-shirts in particular.
Simple, but effectively stylish.

Which can be bought here.


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