Im Batman...err...Mare-do-well!

Moose lips sink ships!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

There and back again.

Writer of stories!