Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.
I enjoy writing about ponies. Mostly ponies having about sex.
Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.
I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere
I'm not a brony okay? So don't expect to see anything on my account! Okay I'll admit I've seen some vids on Youtube that were made by bronies & I liked them but, that doesn't mean I'm a brony okay?
I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
Sometimes it’s nice to take a break. Or leave it all behind.
Greetings, I am Jasmine tea. As my butt can tell you, I am not a writer, I'm a chef. Now I'm off to have a cookie, then some beef stew..... What! I'm a bat pony, I need the proteins.
I am just beginning to be a writer and will upload a few of my stories here. I got inspired by Loyal2Luna and Rodinga. Check them out. I appreciate any constructive criticism.
life is a pile of good and bad. the good doesn’t always soften the bad, but vice versa the bad doen’t always spoil the good or make them unimportant.
Just a guy that likes ponies and happens to know how to write... sort of.
Don't bother following me. I'm just your regular reader. I won't post any stories. Unless I do. But most likely I won't.
H'lo. I'm DJ, which stands for Dawn Jewel, not Disc Jockey. I'm a shy introvert who pretends to be confident a lot. Shhh. I'm pretty good with poetry and songwriting. Talk to me, if you'd like.
Explosions are the answer to all of life's problems, and remember if you fail the first time use a more concentrated mix the second.