Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.