I'm no good with fiction. I wish I was, but thanks for asking.

Will you ever write a story?

2836202 Hello, person.

Hi, I'm Janie and there's something you should know. I have Asperger's, and it does bring with it, for me, some strange speech patterns and tones that sound perfectly normal to me, but it's kind of like a country of it's own, and a lot of people think I'm being rude, even when I'm trying to be nice (which really is most of the time.)
I lack most facial expressions, too. I'm a lot like Maude Pie; she's my spirit pony.