30/Male/Soviet Alaska

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.