On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Writer, poor artist, and voracious reader.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

The magic comedy hoers.

A Warning to Others