Tired. Sometimes irked. Rarely mad. But always trying to smile. [What does a man need to do to get a cappuccino around here?]

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Don't let your memes be dreams

There’s no such thing as overkill.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

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