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Too much to write; too little time

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

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