I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!
My inspirations include Mount Rushmore, Satan, and coffee.
A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?