Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

One of the few Bronies in the Army, I decided to try my hand at writing down my ideas. It's been over 4 years now, and I found that I enjoy this.