I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

epsilon's grand army

May the floss be with you.

The police belong to the people; and the people belong to the police.

I am Bishop Havel, servant of Sunlord Gwynn and Protector of Anor Londo. I also may or may not be an aspiring Fimfiction writer who is nagged to this site.

It's never too late to fall in love with the world

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

Secrets beckon to all humans but only the foolish and ignorant search for what is not meant to be discovered. Such is the fate of men.

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

"Defend your clan, even with your life." - Warrior code, Warrior cats novel series. Also, if you don't like that I post Christian blogs, then please either do not subscribe/watch me or complain.

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring fable.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.