Spaceballs is better than Star Wars

I'm not saluting you. You're giving me a head ache.

[Depravity's the game, Viewer's the name]

Man, I wish Bios where longer, guess that means I have to shorten it. But I'm lazy about it so I'll do it later.(probably never) If I see an opportunity to meme I'm going to meme.

I'm David, and I'm a Man of 1000 monologues.

Yahwehs slowest writer

New year, new name, maybe new stories. Who knows."

"Forever Virgins"

I like my Ipod more than fucking.

Fan of the Mane 6 and Spike.

A simple guy who loves Ponies and cartoons. Please no flames, thanks

“If the universe is so big, then why won’t it fight me?”

Hello. I'm here cause I apreceate imagination , good stories, and I just love to read. I don't write but I like to come up with ideas. So if you need a story idea don't hesitate to ask

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

can't gaurantee consistency, I'm a 17 year old. depends on my mood and time.(and my mom)

Meh

Just a guy who loves to draw ,fantasize and write MLP stories

Just someone who wants to make stories in her free time.

By letting in too much darkness, you create Chaos. Letting in too much light, you create Stagnation. By accepting both sides, you create true harmony.

New owner of Halo: Twilight of a Spartan. Love them Crossovers. Wanted by the US Government

Struggling writer, spare time artist, okay model builder and mediocre streamer. I just do the best I can. That's all anyone really can do, right?

I'm a gamer who loves My Little Pony and hopes that one day there will be an awesome game of it. That'll be the day.