Discord is agitated by Ponyville's lack of chaos and decides to become the guidance counselor for Twilight's friendship school. The problem is that nothing ever happened until Applebloom and Diamond Tiara got into the school's first fight. At first, he uses the chance to "discipline" the young mares however he pleases. However, after discovering a potential secret past between both families, Discord can't help but find out what it is. But naturally, he adds his take to it.

Note:This story contains them mentioning Applejack's deceased parents. If this makes you feel uncomfortable, then I apologize and advise that you don't read any further. But, if you choose to do so, I can only thank you for taking the chance to read it, and I hope you like it.

Upon Rarity's return, she finds her partner, Thunderlane, has been unfaithful. Seeking comfort, she turns to Spike. Spike, in return, decides to let his draconic instincts take over and "remove" the source of her heartbreak. After all, being raised by ponies has taught him one significant thing. Friendship is everything!

This is Zecora reading your description.
Thank you for making a decision.
You probably clicked cause you were bored at night.
But knowing you clicked brings me delight.
So read onward and see how a sneeze started it all.
And how our Drake faced it standing tall!

Little author's side note here. I originally planned on making this more on the "Spike gets with everyone" side of things, but when I was writing it, I found it hard to transition it to how I wanted it to be. So instead, I'm adding more realism but still making it apparent that this story has a lust-filled side. I can only hope you all like it. So enjoy!