Pretend I'm mysterious and deep please. DERPI-LINKVALIDATION-B16675D885

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.

MLP artist and fanfic writer. Known for Flurry Heart's Story and My Little Sister is a Dragon.

'Supposedly' evil.

*clever quip*

I'm just someone who isn't much of a talker, but does like to share several ideas I've thought of.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

I can write decently? I think. But mostly I just lurk around and read about horses, which is, well, what you're doing right now. Also Bon Bon is best pony.

The relationship that never was.

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions CLOSED)

The greatest storyteller of our time, or just another smuck pony fan on the internet? YOU decide! (Also I do episode analysis sometimes.)

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

The Young Six are a blessing to this very earth

Don't read anything into it.

Everypony’s favorite alcoholic alicorn.

Queer horses rule the world. 🌈🍎

Hi, I'm The Brown Dog. I'm a Dog and I'm Brown. That's about it...What? Did you think there'd be more? Because there isn't...So...Yeah. You can stop reading this now.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Sometimes, I remember it one way. Sometimes, another. If I am going to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

I'm a highly imaginative and clever storymaker with a great imagination and desire to make great stories, I'm very dedicated to my stories and will always do my best to finish them. :)

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Smut alt for someone with a similar name.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Love to write whatever comes to mind and enjoy Brony stuff.

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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

"Creativity flows when boredom grows." -The Bored Author (of Doom)

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.