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I used to question the MLP FiM show, but one episode and I got hooked on it. See my Fanfiction account ChaosMagemon for more than just MLP fics. Joined the Herd Nov 5, 2011

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Self-taught writer from Las Vegas, Nevada. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it seems to be working out okay so far. (Enjoying my writing? How about a tip? https://ko-fi.com/type_writer )

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Doing nothing with my life and so far, things are okay

Someone who forgot about ponies for years, but decided to come back when they started a particularly interesting pony project.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Professional imbecile

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A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

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Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

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I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

Music ponies are best ponies.

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Gamer, Writer, (Aspiring) Artist, and really fricking tired. Commissions open.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.