I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.