"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

Recently I mostly just comment magic numbers.

Reading.

While I mainly read the various tales and stories hosted here, there is something of chaos coming soon!

I read and sometimes edit stories. Little burned out though.

If you've come looking for stories, you will be disappointed. I do however have a brain full of ideas ripe for the picking.

just discovered fanfics 3 am in march...good lord.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

.... Not much really

henlo fronds

"I'm gonna shit on yer dreams" - Jabberwocky 2014

Professional Icelander and fic reader. Do not leave in direct sunlight. Some assembly required. Batteries and motivation to write not included.

Custard Bumpkin!

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Hi, I enjoy reading a lot of the fanfics on this sight, and attempting to write my own. Thoughts and criticism is always welcomed!

Sole Sovereign of the Secret Society of Syntax Socialism, Archon of the Alliance of Added Alliterative Appeal, and Monarch of Miserably Monotonous Monikers, -The Jew

I cant wright but I like to read so that is why I have this account